Blast From the Past

Maya (Jaslyn Rae) and Brandon (Tyler Cruise) can't fathom the idea that their father Mike (Evan Stone) ever had rizz. Brandon's unwillingness to accept the possibility and his subsequent cockiness on the subject convince Maya to purchase the Hippocampus Headset Scan, a technological marvel that allows the wearer to project their memories onto a TV screen. Suddenly, Mike can relive his promiscuous youth in real time, and his kids can learn a little something about what rizz really looks like.

Written by Taylor Saracen, "Blast from the Past" is the first film directed by Jessica Jasmin, Wicked's new studio head. Jessica extolled Wicked's rich feature history, and upon assuming the mantle, she stated her intent to honor that history while simultaneously taking it to the next level. Her directorial debut is her first step towards making that vision a reality. To do so, she cast Seth Gamble, himself a contracted and well-decorated Wicked alum, to be her lead. She also enlisted the talents of performers she believed could act as well as fuck, including Blake Blossom, Slimthick Vic, and Nathan Bronson. She also brought back some of Wicked's most legendary figures, including Evan Stone and former Wicked Girl Stormy Daniels in supporting roles.

The film starts with an awkward lunch that leads to the purchase of the infamous Hippocampus Headset Scan. Determined to prove his son wrong, Mike boots it up — and we are instantly transported to his 1980s college dorm room where his younger self, played by Gamble, is about to get naughty with his roommate's girlfriend Sidney (Charlotte Sins). The bright colors and art decor (including a legit Atari!) set a perfect scene, and the action does indeed feel like movie from the 1980s — which is such a comfort decade. Sidney sucks Mike's cock like a hungry slut before mounting him so he can hammer her pussy vigorously. At one point, she moans that she "can’t stop fucking cumming," and honestly, neither will the audience.

Another memory sees Mike's best friend Justin (Nathan Bronson) and his girlfriend Jenny (Slimthick Vic) letting Mike film their sex tape with his handy dandy video camera. Jenny is super sexy, and her body is dynamite. Watching Justin pump her is certainly a treat, but when she sits atop him in cowgirl, the scene goes from hot to nuclear. Vic's got ass for weeks, and the audience gets an eyeful here that makes the entire scene worth the price of admission.

Mike's kids are also treated to a vibrant memory of a torrid threesome their promiscuous dad had with the delicious Lily Larimar and Kylie Rocket. Both tarts ride Gamble like pros, and he buries his cock balls deep in them as they fondle each other.

In a final attempt to convince their children that what they're seeing are true memories, Gina (Stormy Daniels) suggests her husband show them his memory of the sex tape he filmed of Gina getting her pussy rocked in the kitchen by their friend Mark (Codey Steele). Blake takes on the role of young Gina, and she gladly bends over the kitchen counter to get railed while Mike films the action with a silly grin on his face. And speaking of faces, Blake looks like a horny angel riding Codey's cock.

This is a fine debut for Jessica. It was smart to go with a comedy because Wicked has built up a long history of high-quality entries in that genre. It was also wise to bring back Evan and Stormy, both of whom have a storied history associated with the Wicked brand. Lastly, I think it was bold and brilliant to have two young stars take on dialogue-heavy, non-sex roles. It shows that Jessica, like the legendary Wicked directors before her, sees the value of letting the sex come to the story rather than forcing the story to revolve around the sex.