Fame Whores

Three comic interludes featuring Men.com stars behaving badly and showing off their peerless sexual skills. Kaleb Stryker and Boomer Banks have buckets of charisma; MVP honors, as usual, to the unsinkable stud Diego Sans.

Young newcomer Kaleb Stryker is rangy and fit with smooth skin and a devilish, irresistible twinkle in his wide blue eyes. He is determined to usurp the other Men.com exclusives and his first stop is with an intrepid blogger, played by Adrian Hart, whose commitment to the highest ethical standards goes right out the door when Stryker offers juicy gossip about stablemate Diego Sans (“His hair’s not real! It’s clips!”) Hart is still moderately hesitant, but Stryker really wins him over with a A-plus meta quip: “Shut up before someone’s stepmom, sister or salad walks in.”

Hart is fit, handsome and hung, with a round bubble butt. Stryker snacks on both with relish, muttering with pleasure, as he preps Hart for a frantic fuck over the office furniture.

Boomer Banks plays an A-list adult star and gold-plated diva who luxuriates in his awards and acclaim; he’s got serious comic chops. Cartoon sound effects and quick-cut edits underscore the humor nicely. Banks grows angry that the blogs aren’t dishing on him more frequently and decides to get fucked by the biggest cock in porn to scandalize and titillate the masses.

Max Konnor turns up and he’s momentarily reluctant to be treated like a piece of meat. “Gagging is the most beautiful sound someone can make,” Banks implores. “They’re choosing your dick over oxygen.” The resulting sexplay shows why Banks is a real pro; he indeed gags and deep-throats Konnor’s extra-plus-sized boner and slathers it with spit, prepping the dangerous weapon for a sensual fuck. Banks groans and yelps and encourages Konnor with every thrust until he pops out a satisfied load.

Adrian Hart returns for a second match-up when Diego Sans barges into his office (suspiciously large, well-lit and stylish for a blogger) and demands a retraction of some of the gossip Hart has published. Naturally, they’re soon making out, eating ass and fucking atop the furniture.

The men are a terrific match; they keep up a steady stream of dirty talk, and match each other’s energy levels. Sans is a serious dreamboat with enviable hair (clips or not) and a fit, lightly furred physique. He’s a passionate kisser and bangs Hart in a few acrobatic position. Sans always makes it look easy; he’s a born performer with an ass that could stop traffic. Hart gasps and yelps as he jacks out a white, sticky load onto his abs.