Property Bangers
Men.com has done porn parodies of almost everything and here they bring you the officially last possible idea you may have thought of, their take on HGTV. But, hey, considering a lot of their programming has similar styles, it’s not that shocking. Besides, some episodes of “House Hunters” would be more entertaining if a realtor fucked a husband or vice versa.
In the first scene, realtor Presley Scott invites Clark Delgaty and his wife to check out the property. Scott is great as an over-the-top realtor who is clearly trying to sell his ass as much as he’s trying to sell the house. He mimics getting pounded on the kitchen island in a skillful way to get Delgaty hard.
After sending Delgaty’s fiance outside to check out the yard, Scott locks the door so he can suck Delgaty’s dick. The fiancee bangs on the door while Scott deep-throats her man’s dick. It’s not long before Scott takes down his pants and proceeds to get banged out doggystyle up against the marble-countertopped kitchen island!
Scott rides him and gets fucked in spoon position all until he finally earns a facial which gets conveniently and embarrassingly seen by the waiting wife in a running gag.
In the second scene, realtor Maverick Sun goes to visit his listing to check on renovations and rather than a wife he has a persnickety client. Construction worker Paul Wagner is more interested in Sun’s tight ass in his dress pants than doing his work.
Like most twinks in porn, Sun quickly gets to his knees to suck Wagner’s cock. Wagner takes Maverick into the bedroom and surprises him with a bright blue dildo he found and uses the bedroom door to pound him out with the toy. Soon, Wagner is fucking Sun doggystyle and they’re almost caught before the client leaves. Once the coast is clear, Wagner pounds Sun out then proceeds to drill his hole until Sun cums into his own mouth and all over his face and gets a matching dose of his top’s cum.
In the third and funniest scene, realtor Michael DelRay is oddly fixated on JJ Knight. His high-maintenance fiance (Abella Danger) plays a funny foil in this scene. While she bitches about the house, DelRay makes aggressive attempts on Knight.
He sends her outside to see the “pool” and locks her out so he can suck some dick. DelRay presents his ass over to Knight then calls his fiancee over to apologize while he takes her lover’s boner.
Soon, they’re naked and fucking on tiles, on the countertops and on the floors. DelRay rides Knight until he leaves a load all over his face and the two, now fully-dressed, meet Danger again for a funny exchange over what’s on his face.
In the fourth scene, Felix Fox and Codi Vore play dueling bidders on Pierce Paris’s house. It’s amusing to see Vore try and seduce Paris and it may seem a bit out of place, but at least you can’t accuse Men.com of being part of the bi-erasure. Fox is flirting twice as hard and once he gets Vore out of the house, he proceeds to get his way and finally gets to suck Paris's cock, then Paris proceeds to fuck him marathon-style before taking a quick break to aggressively suck his dick. There’s nothing like a top who sucks dick, except maybe the load Paris leaves on Fox’s abs.
Overall, a fun flick about realtors with the typical Men.com scenarios and great chemistry that all will have you want to put this movie in escrow.
Realtor Presley Scott is more interested in getting dicked down in Property Bangers than in down payments once he sees househunter Clark Delgaty. He makes his interest very obvious as she shows him around the property before sending Clark's fiancee outside so he can suck his dick. Realtor Maverick Sun goes to visit his listing to make sure the renovations will satisfy his client. Construction worker Paul Wagner definitely exceeds all of Maverick's expectations, and the eager real estate agent gets to his knees to suck his cock, but has to hide under the counter when the client walks in.
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