Royally Fucked

Men.com is a studio that’s great at tapping into the gay zeitgeist and bringing you porn parodies while they’re still super fresh and relevant. Fresh off the success of Amazon’s “Red, White & Royal Blue” here comes a gay porn parody that tackles what happens if the royal family was “family” the way old queers use it. 

In “Royally Fucked,” Sir Peter lives up to his name by playing the Prince of England (or maybe Genovia), who can know for sure it’s not important to the plot but they do all have a strange European accent. They don’t bother to cover it, but it honestly doesn’t matter because it doesn’t disappoint. Sir Peter plays a prince prone to scandal with absolutely no shame. His mother is lamenting his latest scandal where he flashed his ass to the world at large. In true Men.com fashion, the scene is going to begin with sex in front of unwitting participants. 

In the opening scene, footman Justin Jett takes upstairs/downstairs to a new territory as he gives Sir Peter a rub and tug on his large uncut cock while the royal family is dining. It’s not long before the two excuse themselves to the foyer to start having felonious fellatio in full earshot of the queen. 

As usual, after a bit of the old public sex fantasy, the two excuse themselves and get down to business. They strip down and Jett gives Sir Peter a footjob with his socked feet for those into that sort of thing. Then, Peter worships Jett’s lovely tight ass before he literally begs to get fucked. They fuck for a nice long while before Jett cums from getting fucked and takes the sovereign seed on the chin, as all good servants should. 

In “Part 2,” Sir Peter enlists the help of his friend Kyle Fox before his mother forces him to marry a kilted prince. Dean Young lifts his kilt to reveal an uncut cock and a gold buttplug. Peter pulls the old switcheroo and has his friend rim his would-be suitor. Young gets the royal rimming treatment and they soon get down to business. Young shows off some great oral and anal skills as he makes a meal out of milking Fox’s cock. He gives Fox a mouthwatering blowjob before getting fucked in multiple positions and taking Fox’s load in his eager mouth. 

In “Part 3,” Joey Mills and some of the oldest male college students in history get a tour of the palace and a firsthand meeting with the prince. Sir Peter gives them a tour of his art collection before mischievous Joey Mills sneaks underneath the podium to release Sir Peter’s peter. 

Mills has a gift for giving bedroom eyes to the camera with his mouth chock full of cock. After he’s discovered, he continues to the point where Sir Peter rips open his jeans and has to take him. Mills’ hole takes a beating and so does his throat as Sir Peter throat trains the twink on his uncut member.

Mills gets pounded on or against every piece of furniture in the room before he unloads all over the imperial carpet and gets his own dose of aristocrat cum to the face. Overall, it’s a funny film with some amusing scenes and is a fairly timely parody. There could have been a bit more development and a grander scene considering it is about royals but for a porn parody of an Amazon movie it does its best.