Making Ends Meet

This jolly comedy involves Tommy Pistol getting unfairly demoted at his workplace and his wife, played by the scrumptious Mercedes Carrera, trying to help “(make) ends meet” by covertly (initially, without her hubby’s knowledge) turning tricks; with our well-directed Mike Quasar/Wicked title being fully entertaining thanks to the fast-moving storyline, light mood, and very slammable, highly horny women featured, especially young hot stuff Gia Paige, wildly delectable cougar Mercedes Carrera, and ultra-volcanic MILF Cherie DeVille.

And the opening, er, opening in “Making Ends Meet,” with Tyler Nixon bonking Gia Paige, is a winner, even with a condom present (actually, as a heads-up, all of the scenes have condoms, so you’ve been forewarned), seeing as Paige has a great ass, which she works oh so well in the cowgirl position, but she’s also horny to view during doggie, as Tyler really slams the shit outta her (a turn of phrase, as there’s no anal in this one, but that’s okay, as more sizzling scenes are comin’ up). And, plot-wise, it’s somewhat surprising after the pop shot, when Gia announces to Tyler that she’s a lesbian.

Moving on … after he breaks his wife the bad news about his job demotion, Tommy Pistol (who’s quite good at playing the exasperated husband, just replaced in his nearly $200,000-a-year job by his boss’s ex-con brother) bangs the hell outta the extremely luscious Mercedes Carrera, who — after sucking a mean prick (to the bone!) — looks damn good in every single position, particularly doggie, what with those big, juicy, heavenly butt cheeks floppin’ all over the place. I even like her augmented boobies, which are magnificently sun-kissed with tasty tanlines. And check out the hee-yoog clit on this sexy bitch! Wow!

After a somewhat unique girl-girl scene — in that Riley Nixon is, for porn, an uncharacteristic-looking starlet, what with her large, all-natural and sloppy gonzongas and an equally large round ass; but she really does know how to suck cunt, as does the highly arousing Gia Paige — we have a barnburner of a sequence between Jay Smooth (whadda name!) and the always amazing Cherie DeVille, who plays (Riley Nixon’s mother, as well as) the suburban hooker next door, literally, who, also literally, helps Mercedes get into the ol’ in-and-out biz. And, aside from being an extraordinary deepthroater, Cherie rocks no matter how you position the vintage slut. And what a killer body, especially for a porn star on the right side of 40! I even dig watching DeVille get her cunt eaten; yes, that’s how perfect a body she possesses, including nice tits and an impressively flat stomach, both of which are wonderfully highlighted by sweat during her passionate humping. Best positions for me here, though, are her happily bouncing on boner during cowgirl, with her dreamy ass cheeks cascading, and reverse-cowgirl, where we get the full frontal view of this super babe’s fantastic figure. I was a bit disappointed, however, in that no doggie (boo-fucking-hoo) was included.

Yet moving further on … after Tommy does, in fact, become aware of his wife’s originally clandestine “job” and half-heartedly accepts her work as a prostitute, the two business partners come across a player’s website which includes a personal ad of his asshole boss, played by Ryan McLane, with Tommy and Mercedes deciding to set up the cheating, married-with-children bastard (i.e., blackmail the creep) in order to get Tommy’s job back — but not before we get some more steaming pumpin’ outta the delicious Ms. Carrera. After a good mouth-fucking, Carrera is, yet again, stupend-ass getting seriously doggied, after which we’re treated to some awesome cowgirl (what a pair o’ golden-brown, outrageously jiggly butt cakes!) and missionary. So, does Tommy get his job back? Does Mercedes give up her “position” as a whore for dollars, er, sexworker?...

Well, thanks to a small but scintillating female cast of delish dolls — namely, Gia, Cherie and (ay caramba!) Mercedes — and a fun, not-too-heavy storyline, with good acting (Carrera plays a truly loveable bimbo), as well as excellently shot mouth-and-muff penetration scenes, you’ll definitely wanna catch this comedy and see how things turn out, as it’s equally perfect for not only experimental couples but also hardcore raincoaters (i.e., proud, self-proclaimed pervs like me!).