Asa Goes To Hell

“Asa Goes To Hell” is actually a gonzo from Wicked Pictures that’s well-disguised as a feature, with atmospheric lighting, moody music and, of course, the great Asa Akira, who, at 30, looks as hot and fuckable as ever. Of the four sex scenes (including a masturbation sequence), two are especially scorching hot.

But let’s first talk about the two slightly-less-scorching scenes that bookend the movie. By the way, the only clue we have of Asa being in Hell is the movie’s title, as she basically moves from one candlelit/torchlit room to another, getting involved in various sexual situations on the other side. And there’s not a bit of dialogue, either. So, don’t expect anything similar to classic all-out features like “The Devil in Miss Jones.” Anyhow, we start off in an alley at night, wherein we see Asa walking nude, then masturbating… while the final scene has Asa getting down with Moe Johnson and Rob Piper, albeit without DP and anal.

What’s truly memorable is the girl-girl inter-lewd ‘tween Asa and 27-year-old Aiden Ashley, who doesn’t disappoint here, seeing as she only does muff-munching scenes. There’s plenty of cunt- and anus-eating by both ladies, who totally get into the kissing, licking and sucking.

The other memorable episode has huge-dicked Eric John stuffing the mouth, then cunt, then asshole of awesome Asa, with fairly nuclear results, especially since the guy’s penis is so fucking long. On a side note, he reminds me of a sardonically grinning version of a young Terry Gilliam.

While I could’ve used more DP action in “Asa Goes To Hell,” as well as a more immersive exploration of the “Hell” motif, it’s still a spank-worthy exhibition of the sinfully hot Asa.