Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

One doesn’t need to be a comic-book junkie to appreciate the passion and precision that went into Axel Braun’s latest superhero fantasy. In what is perhaps his finest parody feature to date, the three-time XBIZ Director of the Year once again brings iconic characters to life with dazzling flair, plenty of attitude and lots of twists in “Batman v. Superman XXX.”

The second release from Braun’s Wicked Comix imprint rises to an exceptional level on the strength of its engaging storyline, terrific acting and surprisingly steamy sex considering everyone stayed in their costumes for the inevitable ballin’.

In “Batman v. Superman XXX,” the unthinkable has happened and Batman and Superman have beef with each other. A fugitive Superman wants to avenge a heinous crime perpetuated by The Joker and Batman stands ready to stop Superman from tearing up his city, believing he’s really saving The Man of Steel from himself. Without giving too much away, suffice it to say that gorgeous Lois Lane finds herself right in the middle of the mess.

Braun squeezes in unexpected plot twists between the surreal debauchery. And he doesn’t waste a single frame in this dark, moody production that unfolds in shadowy spaces with a suspenseful score enhancing the tension.

Thankfully the film doesn’t skimp on the sex in the process as the naughtiness comes early and often. Ryan Driller, in his fourth performance as Superman, welcomes a sloppy blowjob from Maxima, played by the sultry and underrated Britney Amber during the first 15 minutes.

Batman, portrayed by Giovanni Francesco for the third time, throws down with four masked men in a warehouse, unleashing a series of spinning back kicks and roundhouses in an entertaining fight scene. Enter Harley Quinn, played by the mouth-watering Kleio Valentien in the breakout role of her career. In her high-pitched voice, Harley seduces the Caped Crusader, fucking and sucking him in her crotchless costume.

Speaking of super seductresses, Supergirl (Carter Cruise) inserts herself into the mix with President Luther (Derrick Pierce), allowing Luther to drill her orifice in the Oval Office. Any time Cruise steps onto the screen it’s worth a watch and this time it’s no different as she rises to the occasion in a red cape.

Meanwhile, Brendon Miller returns to reprise his role as The Joker and once again is sensational in his maniacal portrayal — a super villain on steroids who has kidnapped Lois (Celeste Star) and threatens the worst-case scenario.

It’s no joke when the insane clown throttles the luscious Catwoman (Aiden Ashley) and Quinn in a makeup-smearing threeway while Lois watches in an especially kinky interlude. Catwoman later cries when explaining to Batman she should’ve done more to help Lois escape from The Joker’s clutches.

“I somehow always knew it was going to come down to you and Big Blue,” Catwoman says tearfully. “The earth is not big enough for the both of you.”

Yikes.

In the climactic sequence, Superman confronts Batman, who even came armed with kryptonite gas. Just when it looks like this fiasco could end really ugly, Wonder Woman (Alison Tyler) arrives to save the day like only she could. A ridiculous, historic porn threeway ensues as Wonder Woman drains both Batman and Superman’s balls for the greater good of humankind.

Releasing more than a year before its Hollywood counterpart and leaving nothing to chance with realistic costumes, slick special effects and imaginative production design, Braun & Co. have outdone themselves with this epic spoof.

Superhero porn has never looked better.

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