Jessica Drake's Guide to Wicked Sex: Satisfy Her Like A Legend

Here’s you chance to get “real sex advice from the guys on the front lines.” So states our directrix/hostess Jessica Drake in this fairly recent installment of her ongoing “Guide to Wicked Sex.” In “Satisfy Her Like a Legend,” you get tons o’ tips from four ‘studs’ about how to please a woman in bed; words of wanton wisdom cinematically illustrated by three actual hardcore scenes. Among a plethora of provocative topics, find out how our male ‘members’ got into the business, their favorite positions, as well as how to successfully work female erogenous zones. Actually, the most down-to-earth, comedic, but no less valuable knowledge comes from Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy, the latter being the only performer who doesn’t…well…perform in the aforementioned demonstrational suck/fuck sequences.

As you can guess, Evan Stone (perhaps THE best actor in today’s XXX world), is enormously entertaining, initially poking fun of the whole ‘seriousness’ of the subject by doing a sort of William Shatner-esque dissertation about how he got into the business — before, that is, he hunkers down and gives some excellent knowledge to (hopefully receptive) male viewers. Stone’s how-I-got-into-porn story is priceless, concerning a fat male stripper, “good karma,” and “pounding the shit” outta Anna Malle. You simply have to hear it for yourself. And his advice about talking dirty to a woman in bed is similarly engaging. As Stone points out: “You want to grab that imagination that’s in your head, so you can say the right stuff — so read! Read some of the dirtiest dirty stories that you can find… and somewhere you’re going to find a happy medium… It’ll be in your head, and you’ll say it at the right time. Read.” Awesome.

And let’s not forget a very laid-back Ron Jeremy, who shares his own knowledge about pleasing your female partner. In the business for about 35 years, Jeremy jokes, “No wonder I’m so tired.” He goes on to eventually, quite frankly, comment on how “it’s good to give a girl an orgasm before you get yours because after you get yours, you want to burp, roll over, and sleep until Christmas.” C’mon, it just doesn’t get any more Hedgehog-ish than that!

Sean Michaels’ advice about not putting on any airs with a woman is pure gold. “Women like guys to be themselves,” Michaels notes. “The ones that I’ve run into who are worth the wait (don’t care) about how big your dick is, or how many cars you own. If you’re a nerd, be a nerd. Be you.” Right on, Sean!

In the chapters section, our three complete, fairly horny sex scenes — with or without Jessica Drake’s commentary — include a 15-minute bathtub sequence, the best of the lot, between Evan Stone and Lexi Belle, who’s lookin’ damn good these days; a 20-minute bedroom tryst with Sean Michaels and Ferrara Foxxx, in her only scene to date; and a 25-minute inter-lewd featuring Steven St. Croix humping Adrianna Luna on a couch. Good stuff!

Wicked Pictures’ “Satisfy Her Like A Legend” is a film you can actually have running in the background at a party — with the right people, of course — especially thanks to the sage, fun advice from Stone and Jeremy, while the three sex scenes (particularly the Stone/Belle pairing) will work well for YOU when the guests have, finally, departed.