Cinderella XXX

Actually, the movie hits the ground running with a scorching sex scene between the treacherous Lady Tremaine (the always-welcome, and that means filthy, Veronica Avluv) and Lord Tremaine (Evan Stone, probably today’s most versatile actor in porn). After bemoaning the fact that he has a “terrible wife,” Lord Tremaine also realizes that he can’t resist her carnal powers, at which point Stone gets not only one highly memorable, saliva-abundant, gag-frequent, vulgar-noise-heavy blowjob from Avluv, but one hellacious ass-fuck, which is particularly excellent in the spoon position, with Avluv actually squirting in mid-cornhole. Avluv is the kind of well-seasoned wench who could burn down a barn…hell, she could incinerate a high-rise with her erotic potency!

And while the Avluv/Stone pairing may be the most nuclear scene in the movie, the other female players also put in relatively strong lick-and-stick sequences. After the Machiavellian Lady Tremaine snuffs her kind but enslaved/weak husband, Cinderella must deal with her cruel stepmother and Lady Tremaine’s ditzy, mean, but great-looking daughters, in the highly bangable form of Drizella (Penny Pax) and Anastasia (Carter Cruise). As these two bitches want to learn how much Cinderella knows about the ways of flesh, they get it on with her in the kitchen. And, boy, can Saint suck slit, as in Penny’s pussy; and Cruise can really suck ass, as in the sweet one attached to Saint, who later worships Pax’s anus, who later sucks… Well, you get the picture: It’s a lovely entanglement of tongues, twats, and turd-bins, with plenty of passionate kissing.

There’s also a solid interracial interlude between Gus (Tyler Knight)—just showing up out of the blue!—and Cinderella’s fairy godmother (Julia Ann), who arranges it so that our heroine can attend the fancy ball being held by the eligible Prince Edward (Gamble), with Julia Ann successfully proving that she can still work a dick with her talented MILF’s mouth and cunt.

Pax and Cruise, as we all know, are stone foxes, and the fact that they ravenously double-suck Will Powers—here playing one of the Prince’s servants, pathetically attempting a British accent, trying to find the babe among the village girls whose foot will fit into the tell-tale errant glass slipper left behind at the ball—well, it shows what total whores Pax and Cruise are, with our tasty trollops providing plenty of deepthroating and gagging in this very looooong and fulfilling blowjob. Eventually, Prince Edward, acting more like a fruitcake than a beefcake, gets to consummate his relationship his dream girl/wife/slut Cinderella—and, oh, how romantic it is, indeed, when she’s choking on his prick, as well as righteously being doggied.

All in all, this parody is a good one and absolutely worth a look-see, with not a bad sex scene in the lot (though the sex is all condom-coated so, as usual, you’ve been forewarned). The special effects don’t try to be too extravagant and, in turn, work quite well; the costuming is believable for a period piece; the lighting is frequently effective in a moody way; while the sets add to the overall other-worldly feel of a fairy tale. A second disc includes a non-sex version, behind-the-scenes footage, a photo gallery, and three bonus scenes from other Wicked movies (featuring Samantha Saint, Veronica Avluv, and Penny Pax). And while “Cinderella XXX” does start off on a somewhat serious note, it gets more comical with each successive scene, giving this parody the necessary life, animation, and, yes, humor of a true satire. Too bad, though, that Cruise and Pax don’t actually get to FUCK a cock, which is certainly a tragic waste of truly superlative female flesh.