Cabana Cougar Club

Cougars galore fill this enjoyable Wicked Pictures comedy, as shy and naïve pool boy Donny (Tyler Nixon) learns the ropes at Dunham Spa and Resort, a swanky hangout for rich, spoiled, highly fuckable wives and divorcees. It’s a fun feature, heavily loaded with six steamy sex scenes, the best being the scorching threesome between Chanel Preston, Jessa Rhodes, and our boy Tyler.

Aside from the overall upbeat atmosphere, sharp videography, and energetic carnality, “Cabana Cougar Club” is a choice feature in that there are six rather than only four (your typical number these days of) hump scenes—and there’s not a bad humping in the lot! We start off with perhaps the weakest coupling—but still a good ‘un!—as Seth Gamble, one of the young guns tending the needs of the club’s wealthy ’n’ wanton cougars, pounds the vintage vadge of big-boobed Nikki Benz. Next. Rachel Starr, still looking great, shakes her juicy ass as the joint’s head supervisor (played by director Armstrong) slams her fine ass (though Starr is still not doing anal; what’s the hang-up, girl?).

Afterwards, Julia Ann, a magnificently preserved older babe, delivers a nasty nocturnal blowbang with four dicks at her disposal, proving that she still has many, many miles left in her. That’s followed up by slutty, curvaceous blonde Nina Elle getting righteously hammered by a gardener (Tony Martinez) posing as a club masseur, in a highly spirited porking, with the insatiable Elle really getting into the sweating spirit of things.

Now while, technically, the final sex scene is a solid lesbo orgy—with all of the coogs really digging deep for pink pearls—the true climax of the movie is, in my eyes, the Preston/Rhodes/Nixon encounter. Kelly (Rhodes) is a somewhat haughty masseuse whom Mrs. Connor (Preston), playing the proverbial whore with the heart o’ gold, orders to get it on with both her and our drooling young tool Tyler. Preston and Rhodes are definitely the most awesome pieces of ass in this feature, with highlights of their tryst including both ladies hungrily servicing (and choking on!) Nixon’s knob, as well as eagerly taking turns at getting seriously doggied.

“Cabana Cougar Club” is a winner (despite the sometimes corny music) for not only eager-to-explore couples but dyed-in-the-wool pervs alike. And while the sex is condom-coated, the producers do their best (and succeed, I think) at making the dreaded sheaths as in-cunt-spicuous as possible. Enjoy the well-seasoned vixens!