Snow White XXX

For a porn parody of the classic German fairy tale, this Wicked movie is one serious fucking movie. There’s very little comedy and/or satire. And no Seven Dwarves! Not a one! Thank heavens, however, there’s some good sex, particularly care of Jessica Drake, adeptly playing the Evil Queen, who’s nasty to the core.

After the Evil Queen snuffs her husband (Alec Knight) by having two “spirits of the forest” (hotties Ash Hollywood and Katie St. Ives) literally screw him to death, her stepdaughter, Snow White (Riley Steele), knows something is up; in other words, that the Queen snuffed her pop. Too late. That is, the meanie Queenie, way ahead of Snow White, her stepdaughter’s youth, kingdom, and life. The Queen’s a total slut, too, first letting a hairy servant (Barrett Blade) fuck her ass, before getting banged, separately, by an evil spirit (Eric Masterson) who emerges from a mirror (yes, the special effects aren’t too bad). Drake, by the way, is still looking damn good.

Other than dirty Drake, there are also a few other surprises. We liked the eerie-looking witch (appearing almost like a mannequin come to life) giving the infamous poisonous apple to Snow White (SW) in the forest. Also, after SW passes out, in her delirious mind, she gets it on with the Queen in a spicy lesbo tryst. Ryan Driller soon discovers our sleeping beauty in the forest, and he animatedly drills her (guess Snow White isn’t all THAT pure, eh?), but only after breaking the Queen’s evil spell by giving SW (you got it) a kiss.

“Snow White XXX” is superb couples fare, condoms (yikes!) and all, with a second disc fulla special features. Just wish there was a bit more, well, humor in this “parody”, which, by the way, includes a fairly creepy twist ending.