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Coeds, MILFs and the Daddy Thing

Coeds! It's that time of year when college coeds are enjoying their spring break: Today, the beaches of San Diego were overflowing with happy coeds in skimpy swim attire stretched out on beach towels working on their Sun Goddess tans.

What a beautiful bunch of future "MILF" material for every able-bodied guy (and many females, too) to feast their eyes upon.

Coeds and "MILF" seem like apple pie and motherhood to me. I own approximately 800 MILF Internet domains, e.g., www.MILFcoeds.com. Add young adult teens to the college coeds at San Diego beaches, and it's like Heaven around here. The best part is that spring break happens at different times depending upon the specific institute of higher learning; so visual perverts like me have three weeks of rotating spring break babes to gawk at.

I love sex with coed groupie girls, but I also like the reality of MILF women like the ones that were appearing recently in Wildlife Productions' "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol. 63." Three of the wives on set for the shoot were MILF ladies in their 20s and 30s, and all three were somewhat into older guys – whew!

For the behind-the-scenes (BTS) segments I was lucky to get head from the three of them, and one was so turned on from watching the filming of an earlier sex scene where that wife sucked my penis that she insisted that she be allowed to do the same thing in the BTS. One thing led to another and before I knew it she was on all fours and backing into/onto my penis for me to pound her doggy-style while the lighting crew was scurrying around readying the set for her upcoming sex scene. Damn, I have a great job!

Besides the three MILF women in last week's shoot, I also had sex with three different women at a swinger's party and then four others later in the week. Lest you think that all I live for is sex, let me candidly admit to you that this week has been quiet, just two girls (but today is the start of the weekend, so there's hope I'll get "lucky," yet!).

I truly believe that the combination of being a porn star and being 68 years old for those women into the "daddy thing" is a blessing for my sex life.

Today's mail included a letter from the Committee for the Saratoga High School Class of 1958 Class Reunion happening this fall in my hometown of Saratoga Springs, New York. Yep, it's my 50th high school Reunion gathering of the class that graduated 160 of us, so I plan to attend. The letter contained an interview-type questionnaire for me to complete, including a line to insert "Present Occupation." I listed "Adult Performer," something many in the class already know about. Incidentally, after high school I graduated from a nearby Catholic college, and I regularly attend those reunions, too.

I'm heading out now to take two of my four grandchildren out for pizza, so I'll make this column short. But, please keep in mind that elections are coming up soon, and now is the time to become a registered and informed voter.

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