- "See how much easier it is when there's no head?"
- Pimlico veterinarians struggle to save Barbaro
- "Wherever that foul ball went, we're splitting the difference on ebay"
- After eating the torso, lesbian zombies become curiously distracted - Andrew
Previously: Hunters gather funds, but don't hit lotto at Grotto; Scenes from a Pussy Party
See also: Cousin Stevie