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When a vagina isn't sexy

You will be pleased to know that even in the hotbed of tolerance and liberalism that is Porn Valley that even the most jaded and sybaritic professionals (such as myself) immediately deturgidify at certain types of content.

"I don't like women eating men's asses," said Donkey Punch auteur Grip Johnson.

For me all manner of gaping is useless, as is any swapping of fluids from a distance of more than an inch (like when you sing me to sleep after the blowjob, you turn and dangle that which I've created just for you into the mouth of another). Furthermore any conveyance by artificial means (such as a spoon or brandy snifter) of anything that has passed out of one person and transferred into another leaves me cold.

"I don't like vomiting or choking. That stuff is gross. Or a bunch of guys getting a blow job from a girl whose eyes are watering," said Digital Playground's Anal Load Lee.

Others, as it is plain to observe, like that stuff, but are themselves grossed out by something that I love: women with hips.

"Playgirl videos turn me off," said Joanna Angel. "They're really soft."

When I saw the image linked here for Leisure Time Video's Meaty Pussies I almost thought of becoming a vegetarian. At least zoom out a little so we know it's a girl there rather than a drowning victim.

It might be surprising to know that even Max Hardcore, whose grocery list is considered obscene in several states, is himself repulsed by something.

"About the only thing that grosses me out is shit," said Hardcore. "Don't like it, never will."

All part of the wonderful pastiche that is your adult industry.

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