Control 6

Be honest. Can you truly say that the world is a better place with you in it? Well, you know who can? Teagan Presley, that's who. Teagan is who Britney Spears wishes she could be: She's stunningly beautiful and sweet and sexy and innocent … but not really innocent. And if she had kids, they would never be in danger of being taken away like Britney's and given to a near-anonymous white rapper who couldn't even manage to have a speckle of a career. Oh, Teagan. I think I love you.

This DVD is interesting. It's like channel surfing -- if every channel was porn, that is. The first channel we land on, there's a very angry 19 year-old girl. She's wearing big sunglasses and a lot of makeup to cover her acne. Hot! Oh, and she's a dirty, dirty whore. She keeps looking into the camera and calling us perverts (which I am, so that didn't bother me at all). She talks like a dominatrix and you get the feeling she wears those sunglasses cuz she got a little mouthy with the wrong guy and is covering up a black eye.

Her hair is long and dark and her jugs are really huge and really real. She angrily sucks a guy's cock and angrily rides him on a couch. Is this what they mean by "hate fucking"? "I'm gonna hate fuck you." I used it in a sentence in case you didn't know what I meant.

She constantly talks and asks us questions … yes, us, the viewers, even as she is fucked in the ass. She continues to wear the sunglasses, too. It's very … Matrix of her. The guy cums on her face, but at least her eyes are safe.

Time to channel flip. Now there's a black chick in fishnets with some sort of horse grip in her mouth. She plays with herself a lot and drools and shows off her delectable pink. She, too, talks to the camera as she fucks a white dude. After some ass and titty fucking, she gets a load blown on her neck and tits.

All the girls are hot, but I'm awarding my coveted "Scene to Jerk Off To" to my girl Teagan. She's indeed a vision as she writhes around on a couch and moans. It's only a matter of time before she turns the photographer on and then here we go! He eats out what I am sure is her very tasty pussy. I wish I could find out for myself, but I'm only me.

For some reason, she leaves her bra on the whole time. I wonder why? She sucks the lucky jerk's cock and then he fucks her doggy style. I almost started hating this guy; I was totally jealous. I mean, she rides him on the couch and I'm sure he doesn't appreciate her -- not like I would. Oh my God, she looks good. Wow! Then the guy -- I will now refer to him as "douche bag" even though I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life -- gets to cum in her mouth ... and she swallows it whole! What a great girl.

Starring Teagan Presley, Cayton Caley, Jada Fire, Veronique, Whitney Stevens and Katja Kassin. Extras include photo gallery, slide show, trailers, cum shot recap, and more.