Payback's a Bitch

Here's a fun movie, with the always-welcome Kira Noir as the antagonist. Or is she the protagonist? You can be the judge. Either way you view Kira's character, her sex scenes are (per usual) absolutely smoldering — as are the sequences featuring Chanel Camryn and Jasmine Sherni. The entire comedy climaxes with a nuclear DP care of darling Ms. Noir.

Kira plays Addison, a feisty young woman who wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend Trevor (Ricky Johnson) for dumping her; in turn, she sets her sights on Trevor's rich dad Noah (Lexington Steele), with Addison figuring that if she marries Trevor's dad, the rich old guy will sign all his money and worldly possessions over to her. Pretty nasty! But we immediately recognize this movie as a comedy, especially when our narrator Addison playfully winks at us. While dropping off some of Trevor's things at Noah's lavish home, Addison promptly (easily!) seduces Pops — his son Trevor just down the hallway! —with Kira and Lex really messin' it up in the kitchen. Kira's a trooper, going as far down Lexington's monster shaft as she can. "A dick like this deserves to be fucked every day," she sluttily tells him, "sucked every day." Wow! Cowgirl shows off her tight, jiggling butt cheeks and is a true movie highlight. Afterwards, Addison meets up with Trevor in the hallway, her face fully glazed from Pops. "By the end of this month," she tells Trevor, "I'm going to be your new stepmom. Consider your inheritance gone!" Yikes!

One month later, Addison has moved into Noah's house — and Trevor, who also lives there, is not happy. Consequently, to get back at Addison, Trevor and Addison's jilted girlfriend, played by voluptuous Jasmine Sherni, get it on, with Trevor filming the revenge sex and later sending the video to Addison. Aside from giving a loud, nasty blowjob, Jasmine rocks during doggie. And during standing cowgirl, Ricky hoists Jasmine off the ground, her large, sweaty ass cheeks quivering like crazy. You can smell the vapors! As you can imagine, when Addison receives the video on her phone, she's raging mad. "So, Trevor wants to play dirty," she tells us. "I'll show you fucking dirty!" Do it, baby!

Addison arranges for Trevor's current girlfriend, played by Chanel Camryn, to get a surprise visit at Noah's home from Chanel's ex-boyfriend (Zane Walker); the two former lovers get it on, since Addison has shown Chanel the video of Trevor fucking Jasmine and Chanel wants revenge. During her own grudge-fuck, Camryn gives a marvelously sloppy blowjob. Zane even fucks her up the ass, starting with missionary, then doggie, reverse-cowgirl, and cowgirl, before he jerks off upon Chanel's cute, smiling face. After Trevor receives the video, he, naturally, gets steamed up, especially since Camryn has now totally dumped him. "This ends today," Ricky angrily says to himself.

The final showdown between Addison and Trevor comes during a big party that Addison has arranged for her and Noah, since the two are now engaged, with an old friend named Mark (Alex Mack) — being former pals of both Addison and Trevor — showing up at the party and ultimately getting fully embroiled in a scorching DP with Addison and Trevor. "C'mon. Give in," Addison tells Trevor, after the latter walks in on her and Mark getting intimate in her bedroom. "This is the last chance you'll get to fuck me before I marry your daddy and drain all his money." Trevor gives in. And the boys majorly DP Kira in various molten positions, including standing doggie. Eventually, Alex jerks off on her face, but Ricky really gets slovenly, jerking off upon Noir's nose and lips. Strings of sperm filthily cover both of her nostrils — you've gotta see it!

It's a funny (surprise!) ending, too. Kira ultimately makes this comedy totally sizzle, though Lexington and Ricky certainly help round things off.

"Payback's a Bitch" is primo fare for couples, as well as for fans of the incomparable Ms. Noir.