MILFs Take Miami

This semi-feature from Brazzers, while peppered with comedic elements, is basically a vehicle to feature each of the three participating MILFs in their own separate sucking/fucking sequence, with petite CJ Miles doing a sloppy threesome with redhead babe Val Steele; Natasha Nice participating in a frantic boy-boy-girler; and Alexis Fawx delivering a gnarly anal interlewd with James Angel, ultimately taking the crown for most filthiness.

4’ 8” firecracker CJ starts off the rowdy proceedings in the Magic City by sharing J-Mac-meat with purple-haired, succulent Val Steele. At the start of the movie, Nice, Miles and Fawx are gal pals arriving in Miami to attend a “conference” which is never really explained, being just an X-cuse to get the lusty ladies into Florida to wreck sexual havoc. During their first night in town, the adventure-seeking MILFs have a crazy party in their large hotel suite with some spring breakers, J-Mac accidentally walking into CJ’s boudoir while she’s masturbating, with Miles quickly inviting him to eat her pussy (nice), even though his girlfriend, played by Steele, is in the other room. As it turns out, J and Steele are swingers, so Steele doesn’t mind at all—as long as she can get a piece of the action. Their double blowjob of Mac-dick rocks, while CJ shows off her terrific little fanny during cowgirl, during which Val sits on J’s face; Mac creatively lifting Val up over his head so that CJ can suck her pussy while Miles rides him. Clever. I especially like how Mac turns Steele into a human pretzel during cowgirl for maximum penetration; Mac eventually busting his nut onto both ladies’ faces, a large portion going up CJ’s left nostril.

Next, while the party-hardy ladies are having another loud, unruly gathering, the police arrive, telling ‘em that they’ve received four noise complaints in 20 minutes, with Natasha bringing two of the cops—Dwayne and Dan—into her bedroom for some good, old-fashioned sexual bribery. I was a little disappointed that Nice doesn’t give us a double penetration or even a little anal. Still, it’s a high-energy tryst, with Nice voraciously inhaling both cocks with mouth and muff. Her tits are especially a joy to behold as the huge, all-natural hooters jiggle every which way throughout the heated threesome. During cowgirl, doggie and reverse-cowgirl, she’s always sucking on a dick, with the lads frequently switching positions. Dan eventually explodes sperm all over Nat’s tits and face, a large dollop going into her (ouch!) right eye; while she tells Dwayne, “Cover my pussy with your cum!” during missionary. He does, actually getting it onto both holes. “Oh yeah!” Nice sluttily comments. “Get it right down to my fucking asshole!”

Fawx, however, winds up being the queen of nastiness in the movie, as she gets her backdoor majorly pounded by their chauffeur, played by James Angel, at a Miami nightclub (or maybe it’s a crowded house party… can’t tell). At the party, Alexis spots the chauffeur, whom she has a crush on, dragging him to a semi-private alcove where she gets a solid face-fucking, eventually bouncing her pussy on Angel’s prick via cowgirl; then turning around and slowly slipping Jimbo’s throbber up her anus via reverse-cowgirl. With so many people around them, the couple eventually get self-conscious (can’t imagine why), maniacally heading to the nearest bathroom to finish what they started. They do cowgirl-anal on the toilet; Alexis’ bountiful butt cheeks marvelously undulating. Our degenerate duo then recline upon the floor for some reverse-cowgirl-anal; Alexis squirting all over the place. (Condolences to the nighttime janitor.) There’s some choice standing-doggie-anal against the sink, with Jimbo eventually sticking it up Fawx’s undoubtedly sopping pussy, before he lets cum fly all over her face and tits.

“MILFs Take Miami” is definitely a good couples’ title, filled with not-too-crazy-but-still-satisfying sex and even some atmospheric footage of Miami (including the ladies each riding on the back of a water motorcycle or whatever the fuck they’re called); while hardcore fans will absolutely enjoy the solid anal invasion of slutty Ms. Fawx.