Pornstars Like It Big 32

In these six arousing, mostly comical Brazzers scenes, we get cougars and MILFs with big boobies, big asses, and big appetites (highly apropos, seeing as it's the "Like It Big" series). Nicolette Shea, Casca Akashova, Kendra Sunderland, and (the equally appropriately named) Cathy Heaven definitely take the cake.

Actually, we have three POV scenes in "Pornstars Like It Big 32," all "shot" as if they were filmed by the banging male; however, being a Brazzers title, it's technically top-notch, meaning that (in my opinion, at least) there's a third party in the room shooting this faux-amateur scenes, with the best of the three sequences being the opener with Nicolette. The "POV" episode with curvy Azul Hermosa and veteran stud Keiran Lee is animated, to say the least. And the finale with round-in-all-the-right-places Abigail Mac is upbeat and horny, as she plays a fun-loving ditz who can't decide what to wear for her boyfriend's parents, ultimately getting potently poked by said beau, played by Isiah Maxwell. But the Nicolette POV inter-lewd with lucky Kyle Mason is definitely the steamiest.

Like Cathy, everything on Nicolette is large: lips, tits, ass, hunger. And she proves it with lucky Kyle. Orange-haired Shea also has huge eyes, which get all the bigger as she hacks on Mason's thick beef stick. And you gotta give her cred for trying to get most of that beast down her throat. "Do you like when I choke on this fat cock?" she purrs. Mason is too turned on to even reply! Kyle gets a good ass-rhythm going during doggie, Nicolette's protuberant cheeks delightfully undulating. It's (yes!) repeated later, too. Nicolette also wiggles those big, pillowy cheeks something fierce during reverse-cowgirl, before Kyle blows his load all over her pretty face and balloon-like orbs.

The episode with Kendra Sunderland shows off all of her lip-smackingly tasty curves, as she plays a distraught wife who's tired of being ignored by her husband; Kendra recedes into her imagination, from whence she creates a dream lover, played by the ubiquitous (and bearded) Manuel Ferrara; the scene unfolds inside and nearby her soapy, suds-filled bathtub as Manuel has at this fleshy fox, and doggie is the best position with luscious wonder Kendra.

Even better, however, is a scene with major-hootered blonde MILF Casca, playing a life-like erotic robot — which Xandor Corvus receives from a "brother from another mother" (cute). Casca proceeds to give its new owner the suck/fuck of his life. Watching those greased-up, oversized boobs on Casca bounce during penetrating reverse-cowgirl is boner-bursting. And seeing her ass cheeks crazily quaking during cowgirl is superlative.

But the winning scene is with heavenly Hungarian hottie Heaven, playing a gumshoe in a film-noirish sequence called "Jane Doe, Private Dick." Cathy is hired by a frustrated wife to "fuck (her husband's) brains out," seeing as the schnook — played by Danny D — claims his "wiener ain't working." Is he lying or not? Wifey wants to know, leading to the most apocalyptic scene, complete with lots of funny, antiquated words like "dame," old-fashioned jazzy music, and moody, atmospheric lighting just like those classic film noir titles from the late 1940s.

Heaven is not only a buttfuck genius, but also, one of the best deepthroaters in the entire history of X. Seriously. She's one of the few women I've ever seen get Danny's monster baseball bat all the way down her gullet. Wow! Doggie-anal and -vadge with carnal Cathy is out of this universe, as well as the accompanying gapes, groans, and grungy ATMS. Spoon-anal and -vadge with that fab fanny are similarly awesome; Danny eventually makes her pretty face look like a melting waxwork, with Cathy sluttily cramming the oodles of jizz down into her greedy mouth. The story has a great comical ending, too.

Fans of big-boobed MILFs will not want to miss "Pornstars Like It Big 32," especially thanks to the late-night charms of ultra-tarts Nicolette, Casca, Kendra, and (va-va-voom!) Cathy.