Pin the Sock on the Cock
"Pin the Sock on the Cock" features scenes from Gamma Studio's Oopsies brand.
Kira Noir, Isiah Maxwell, and Dillon Diaz ("Pizza With Sauce"):
Ah, the old pizza delivery porn trope! It's been ages since I've seen this classic porn narrative play out on screen, and director Stella Smut nails the absurdity of it here. There are no words in this story, as everything is presented like a silent movie. All the silly tropes are present: the inattentive boyfriend, the innocent delivery guy, the horny girl who is looking for some revenge dick — everything is here. Kira Noir and Isiah Maxwell do a good job of selling the fantasy in a very over-the-top way, and once the sexual shenanigans start, there's no stopping them. First off, I know Kira got her boobs enhanced, but hot damn, does her ass steal the show! Isiah takes her from behind a lot in this scene, and she often grinds her ass back against his thrusts wantonly. Goodness, she looks amazing! They fuck all over the room (while poor Dillon is oblivious because he's so engrossed in his game) until Isiah drops his load all over Kira's face — and the pizza.
April Olsen, Lauren Phillips, and Tommy Pistol ("Pin the Sock on the Cock"):
Tommy Pistol is fucking hilarious. This man has been a top-tier performer for years, and every time he's in a project, a huge smile breaks across my face because I know I'm going to be in for a treat. Lauren Phillips is one of my favorite performers as well, and I think April Olsen is something special. Put all that together in the campy silliness of the Oopsies brand, and you've got yourself a bona fide winning scene. Tommy is a game master at your prototypical county fair, and his game is a perverted version of pin the tail on the donkey that features a blindfolded Olsen with a sock in her mouth and a board full of dildos. Naturally, Tommy manages to slide his own cock in place of one of the toys, and the mommy/daughter duo (out for a wild last night of fun before April gets married) find themselves full of Tommy-cock. I quite enjoyed watching Tommy pump Lauren's pussy while April drilled her own pussy with one of Tommy's dildos. Goodness, what wonderful tits Lauren has! And April's beaming smile coupled with Tommy's joyous moans are the perfect soundtrack to the smut circus at play.
Cadence Lux, Jewelz Blu, and Jay Romero ("The Nerd Crew"):
This is the maintenance mantrap with a twist. Jewelz Blu can't get her cable service to work, so she calls the company for assistance. Enter Cadence Lux and Jay Romero, two dedicated technicians who are fantastic at their job. But when Jewelz answers the door dressed in a terrycloth robe and a skimpy bikini, Jay loses focus — and Cadence is not far behind him. Their inability to resist Jewelz's feminine wiles leads to a torrid afternoon threesome. Jewelz rides the hell out of Romero in reverse cowgirl, and the sequence gets even hotter when Cadence settles her pussy onto Jewelz's hungry mouth. Cadence eventually gets a turn on Romero's cock, and she delights in his desperate thrusting while lapping at Jewelz's pussy like a cat getting a saucer of milk.
Stella is right at home with campy porn comedy, and this release is proof. Each story is ridiculous, but succeeds because it takes itself seriously when the audience doesn't. It makes for some chuckle-inducing moments before the sex starts, and Stella knows exactly how to capture arousing sex. Her cast knocks it out of the park (especially Tommy), and audiences will find themselves plenty satisfied in between laughs.
A happy-go-lucky delivery guy (Isiah Maxwell), arrives at a house to deliver a pizza. His uniform shorts are so short that there's NO HIDING his package. Isiah knocks on the door. Inside, Kira Noir sits beside her boyfriend. When she opens the door and sees what Isiah has dangling under the pizza box, she immediately gets cock hungry and pulls him inside to have him as a side dish! A bride-to-be (April Olsen), and her future parent-in-law (Lauren Phillips) are at a wedding expo. April spots a bachelorette party booth, complete with a standing "pin the sock on the cock" game, which is little more than a bunch of dildos stuck to a board. But both women are very intrigued and even more taken by the sleazy salesman (Tommy Pistol). Tommy offers to blindfold her and let her test out the game. When April is distracted, he cheekily removes the fake dong and replaces it with his own dick! April lifts her blindfold and is SHOCKED, but then gets super horny and starts blowing him. Not to be outdone, and also super horny, Lauren goes behind the booth and energetically rims Tommy! Cadence Lux and Jay Romero, two technicians who work for a company called NERD CREW, arrive at a beautiful mansion for a service call. They knock on the door, which is answered by none other than a supermodel called Jewelz Blu. She's barely wearing anything under her robe, and Jay can hardly contain his nerdy attraction as his eyes land on Jewelz's massive boobs!
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