Bridezilla: A Fuckfest Wedding

A host of MILFs fill the screen — with their pussies, and some anuses, getting thoroughly filled with cock — in this brace of fun and filthy Brazzers wedding comedies.

In our first (and longest) of our two raunchy wedding tales, “Bridezilla,” we open on the wedding day of Phoenix Marie and Mick Blue; the two do a run-through of the ceremony with the assist of their minister, played by Damon Dice. Marie and Mick's mother-in-law, Sally D'Angelo, ultimately get rid of all of their built-up anger towards one another by chowing down on each other's vadges (when Mick and Damon are gone), right there in the backyard, which is only filled with empty chairs for the upcoming ceremony. Marie really shows what a top-notch slut she is as she controls the kinky situation, sinking her mouth deep inside Sally's slit. And it's pretty nasty when Sally winds up fisting Marie. The two ladies inadvertently destroy the wedding set-up, with Marie leaving a note for Mick, which simply says "Sorry!" After finding the note, Mick sincerely tells the minister that he'll get her back.

Next, one of my all-time favorite MILFs, sex-crazed/tight-but-still-lush-bodied Adira Allure (sluttily sporting purple hair), gets a visit at her place from best bud Marie, who's totally guilt-ridden about fucking Mick's mom and messing up the wedding arrangements. Mick shows up and forgives her, though Marie tells Blue that, to make things fair and square, he should cheat on her — with Adira, in this case. This leads to one of the movie's best scenes. Marie directs the steaming action, with Adira totally choking on Mick's prick. Allure, at one point, lets Mick dunk his dick down her throat while her head's hanging over the edge of the bed. An amazing face-fucking! Doggie-anal with Adira, of course, is out-fucking-standing. What a fantastic butt on this always-in-heat wench! There's also reverse-cowgirl- and cowgirl-anal; the latter equally shows off that awesome Adira ass, with lots of ass-to-mouth moments in between and Mick being blown to explosion by Adira after he slams her anus via missionary. Nice.

Back at the wedding spot, we find out that the minister, Damon, was Marie's previous "fuck buddy"; the two ultimately have a naughty threesome with Mick in the house, culminating with some fiery double penetrations. Mick walks in on Marie sucking Damon's cock (after Dice has lapped up some of that Marie muff), and she's a marvy cock-choker, frequently going balls-deep and making the most wonderfully wet, rude noises. Mick is fine with Marie being a total whore, with Blue orchestrating the action this time and having Marie be their total submissive — which she adores. Aside from Phoenix's superb cocksucking talents, separate doggie moments with the big-butted nymphomaniac are excellent. Her doggie DP is not to be missed; both guys gets a crack at her crack, and Marie digs some good, old-fashioned ATMs throughout her merciless anal invasion. There's also some fun reverse-cowgirl DPin', with Damon later cumming in Marie's asshole during some spoon-anal ("Use my hole as your personal little cum-dumpster, please," she begs him before he packs said anus with jizz galore). Marie's expressions of deep lust throughout are totally dick-hardening. Mick himself eventually gets sucked off to eruption by his insatiable bride-to-be.

Wow! And in our second dirty wedding tale, "The Bride Who Fucked Them All," soon-to-be-wedded Avery Jane gets it on in the bathroom of a nearby, near-empty restaurant with her best bud, blonde and busty Caitlin Bell. Jane's older, filthy mother-in-law, played by Rita Daniels, gives their waiter, Kyle Mason, a brief blowjob before he gets a double-BJ in the bathroom from Jane and Bell. The final scene in this anthology is a torrid three-way back home between Rita, Avery, and Kyle; the best moments there are doggie and cowgirl, with deliciously big-/jiggly-assed Avery and both ladies getting banged in tandem by Mason via missionary.

"Bridezilla" is an enjoyable comedy, just as much as it is a totally arousing porn XXX-travaganza; high points especially go to anal junkies Phoenix and Adira.