Fixing For A Fuck 9

It’s a brand-spanking-new-for-2022 batch of arousing anecdotes from Brazzers, featuring big-boobed babes, tasty MILFs, tight-bodied tattooed tarts and bespectacled sweeties, all getting righteously fucked, with a welcomed dose of comedy, all of which makes “Fixing for a Fuck 9” (FFAF9) excellent fare for both hardcore fans and inquisitive couples.

Up first, Keiran Lee plays a paparazzo whose “lucky day” it most certainly is, as the porn star he’s been doggedly following all day, Kendra Sunderland, decides to randomly give this annoying photographer the thrill of his life back at her place. Sunderland, of course, has those deliciously big, all-natural boobs; a fine fanny; and downright beautiful face, giving marvy eye contact while Lee’s love pump face-fucks her. During boner-bursting cowgirl, she and Lee take turns driving, while spoon lets you enjoy those lovely, circulating Sunderland hooters, with Lee eventually unloading six rounds o’ jizz (shlapp!) across her nose.

MILF Caitlin Bell seduces her girlfriend’s husband-to-be, played by the returning Keiran Lee, just before the actual wedding in one bawdy bang-a-roo. “We’re gonna have to be quick,” Lee nervously tells busty blonde Bell, who’s sluttily waiting for him, nude, upon a large, cozy bed, while the unknowing guests — and bride! — are downstairs getting ready for the wedding. I like how Lee rubs Bell’s butthole during cowgirl, while Cait’s cries of lust are palpable as Lee licks and sucks her drippin’ cooch after some energetic doggie, before Lee’s throbber pastes Bell’s lips and tongue with cock-custard.

Hefty chested, bubble-butted, thick ’n’ pretty Lauren Pixie plays a delectable blonde body trainer — working from her home studio — with two of her clients, Xander Corvus and his on-screen girlfriend, having an argument, as the latter accuses the former of drooling over Lauren, before the enraged girlfriend storms off, leading to another smokin’ FFAF9 scene. Pixie’s huge, killer booty jiggles up a storm during reverse-cowgirl, shot from Xander’s POV, in one of the movie’s steamiest moments; ditto for cowgirl and doggie. Lauren can shake and roll those cheeks! And her major mammaries — with huge areolas and long, button-like nipples — are flowing all over the place during missionary.

Another scrumptious MILF is curvy, tight-bodied Cory Chase, playing Van Wylde’s saucy stepmom, with Wylde getting down and dirty with this priceless piece of vintage vadge. There’s some humor, of course, with Wylde’s father telling his son to get his shit together, get a job and be a man, before Wylde bangs the foxy Chase right under the nose of his clueless dad. Just desserts! In her bedroom, Cory offers choice eye contact during penetrating missionary as she whorishly spreads eagle. Chase is also a superior squatter during cowgirl, her succulent ass on full display. Stepmom likes a mouthful of hot cum, too!

Fresh, tattooed, hot-and-horny brunette Val Steele is selling homemade lemonade outside her parents’ home, before her friendly neighbor J-Mac shows up and — with his hungry mouth and raging boner — “tastes (her) juices.” In her house, Val shows off her tantalizingly svelte, wiry body. She also gives the best bj in the movie. Loud, wet, saliva-drenched, deep... Mama! Val’s an artiste. “Nice and sloppy for you,” she assures the very lucky Mac. There isn’t a bad position with Val, either; our insatiable babe having multiple orgasms and eventually begging Mac to splat his lust liquid all over her face, which he readily, happily does.

The ridiculously cute Leana Lovings — especially with her large, plastic-framed glasses! — is a randy newbie masturbating with a buffing device from the garage of her stepfather, played by Filthy Rich, who catches her with the machine in her bedroom, with Lovings quickly seducing the horny coot. As Lovings passionately groans in a sweet, breathy, squeaky manner, doggie and cowgirl marvelously showcase her meaty ass. Love her! And Leana’s firm tits look yummy during reverse-cowgirl and spoon. What a treasure she is!

“Fixing for a Fuck 9” rocks from start to finish, with my own foxy, fuck-hungry female faves including (woo!) Lauren Pixie, Cory Chase, Val Steele, and (mercy!) Leana Lovings. Recommended!