Filthy Moms 9

“Filthy Moms 9” offers six relatively short but thoroughly sweet scenes from Brazzers, featuring fuckable, hot-to-trot older women, with all of our voracious vintage vixens putting in horny-as-hell performances.

Rebecca More likes to grab at her stepson, played by Jordi El Nino, until he finally starts grabbing back and jabbin’ her, providing quite a steamy opener, indeed. While trying to help Jordi fill out an online profile, stepmom More starts really slutting out on the sofa they’re sharing, letting Jordi squeeze her gazongas, then showing him her clit (while her hubby is, of course, out), before More starts gagging on his raging hard-on. The best positions are missionary (really slamming) and doggie (what a fine, big ass she flaunts), with More digging it when Jordi yanks her hair and smacks her abundant ass. And when Jordi’s titty-fucking her, More wildly bellows, “Yeah! Fuck the tits! C’mon, fuck ‘em! I want your fucking dick juice!” And, boy, does Jordi slick up those fun bags good ’n’ proper.

If you like your women blonde, meaty, big and bouncy, then busty Michelle Thorne is your ticket to ride — getting it on with her daughter’s boyfriend, a guy named Sam, to help improve her ever-whining daughter’s lagging sex life. Thorne starts with a superior blowjob, particularly when she’s upside-down getting cock-plunged. She also bounces on Sam’s schlong quite animatedly during cowgirl, while looking fab during standing doggie and missionary, with many loving blowjobs (she just can’t get enough cock in her mouth!) throughout.

Big-lipped and –boobed brunette Sybil Stallone is fed up with her boyfriend’s arrogant son, played by Kyle Mason, who winds up heartily fucking Stallone in the kitchen to get on her better side. One of the best moments is definitely standing doggie, with Stallone’s bountiful butt cheeks wobbling everywhere, while her huge hooters are floppin’ in equally anarchic fashion; Mason eventually blasts off a major stream of jizz all over said jugg-a-roos.

One of my faves in this lusty lot of nymphos is blonde and luscious (so luscious!) London Rose, with her large, all-natural breasts, pretty face, and large/marshmallowy ass — here getting it on with some college dude behind her husband’s back. The numbskull hubby comically walks in on them, but never spots Rose’s lover and is just not smart enough to know that he’s being made a total cuckold. Rose fucks slow and steady, with plenty of eye contact; cowgirl displays her fine fanny, as does (movie highlight) doggie, which also lets you witness her lush boobies knock into one another ever so sloppily. We get to especially appreciate those bodacious breasts and that attractive face via missionary, with Rose getting so turned on that she starts mindlessly babbling; our college boy eventually erupts jizz all over her face after a filthy session of tit-fucking.

Lexi Luna is a bespectacled therapist trying to help Zac Wild get through a “tough” breakup with his girlfriend (and he needs a shrink for that?!), with Luna helping him relax (in his bedroom, no less) by letting him fuck her; the best position (and a movie highlight) is her quivering, heaving ass cheeks during reverse-cowgirl, shot from Zac’s perspective.

My other favorite episode (along with the Rose tryst) features Miss Raquel, a way-curvy brunette with large all-naturals (the best in the movie!), getting it on with a pervert whom she catches trying to steal her bras for his personal “collection”; the lucky lil’ freak gets to bang Raquel’s pussy big league. The best moments are doggie (see those butt bongos jiggle) and cowgirl (ditto); our resident weirdo eventually splooges all over Miss R’s superlative chest. And I definitely wanna see more of choice morsel Raquel!

While juicy Rose and the equally succulent Raquel absolutely soar in their respective sequences, the other four well-seasoned foxes also perform X-ceeding well; each story contains just enough humor to make the entire movie both entertaining and erotic.