Cougar Sightings 7

What I love about Brazzers is that you frequently get not four, not five, but six scenes in their porn-manteau series — like “Cougar Sightings”! And with “Cougar Sightings 7,” you get six slightly older babes in six stories cleverly combining a good amount of humor with scorching sex — high points especially going to cougars Ariella Ferrera, Dana DeArmond and Joslyn James, though the other three well-aged foxes are absolutely worth catching in scalding bedroom action.

First up, the luscious Ferrera gets down and dirty with her daughter’s boyfriend, played by J-Mac, after he mistakes Mom three times for her daughter in their home, with Ferrera excelling in all positions. She’s a scrumptious babe with a big ass and huge, bumped-up boobs to match. A pretty woman, as well as curvaceous, Ferrera is particularly fun to watch riding Mac’s member during reverse-cowgirl. We even get a repeat performance! What rhythm she has! She also sucks cock with extreme attention/passion, the J-man eventually squirting a copious load o’ cum all over that lovely Ferrera face.

DeArmond, still looking as delicious as ever, plays an uptight “bossy (rich) bitch” who winds up, literally/figuratively, falling for a laborer, Xander Corvus, renovating her home — and hey, it’s just not a DeArmond scene without (you got it) anal, with DeArmond happily giving up her anus in another volcanic “Sightings” scene. Corvus greases up her protuberant butt and goes right for that pink asshole via doggie style. DeArmond also provides one of the movie’s best deepthroating sequences, too —and that includes many an ATM. “I’m a fucking mean, dirty bitch….. Make me take it!” she groans during doggie-anal. “Fuck me like a whore,” she pants during a doggie-buttfuck repeat. They even do doggie-anal a third time — while standing, that is!

Fleshy morsel Britney Amber plays a door-to-door saleswoman showing off lingerie, in this case to a married guy named Bambino, whose wife is out. Amber is looking exceptional — especially with that marvelous cushy ass — during cowgirl, as well as when she hungrily takes Bambino’s sperm all over her pretty face.

Still looking terrific herself, veteran performer Brittany Andrews is a heavy-hootered blonde playing a haughty “spit shine slut” who gets more than a shoe shine from Johnny Sins at the most desolate airport I’ve ever seen. And man, is Andrews one helluva cock-choker; like DeArmond, she’s one of the best in the movie (doing a magnificent session of upside-down cocksucking, too!). Slammin’ doggie with her quivering cheeks is fantastic, while I love seeing Andrews’ big boobs swirl during missionary — as well as hearing her make filthy sounds as Sins whitewashes her face with boy batter.

In another excellent “Cougar Sightings” session, James plays a way-horny stepmother whose sights are on exasperated stepson Bill Bailey (doing some great acting here), with Bailey’s father being somewhat deaf and not hearing James talk dirty to Bailey during dinner, despite James’s protestations. James eventually seduces Bailey in his bedroom, letting him fuck her massive, pillowy tits — while doggie (during two sessions!) with James and her extra billowy ass is out of this world. James also enjoys having her fab fanny spanked, while she sucks a mean, spit-drenched cock! A hilarious but, ultimately, dick-hardening/exploding episode.

Lastly, Janna Hicks is a voluptuous lass who sluttily seduces her own house painter, played by Oliver Flynn. Hicks really shines during doggie, at one point crying out, “Fuuuuuuck… your cock is so big!” and “Fuckin’ smack that ass, baby!” Hicks’ wish is Flynn’s command! “I bet you have a big fucking load for me,” she eventually purrs. “Fucking paint my face, baby!” And, boy, does he!

From start to finish, “Cougar Sightings 7” is indeed one lucky seventh entry in this popular series, providing loads of comedy as well as decadence — with hats off to Ferrera, DeArmond and James. Highly recommended!