Social Dickstancing

A starry cast of studs fills out five scenes that apply amusing scenarios and strong tech credits (camera angles, editing, music) to comically explore how horny guys can get around pandemic safety protocols. Men.com has leaned hard into comedy in recent years, but this title doesn’t sacrifice chemistry for laughs. It’s just goofy enough and the casting is top-notch.

Colle earned the 2021 XBIZ Award for “Performer of the Year,” while Men.com snagged three nominations, including “Gay Site of the Year,” and two nods for “Gay Movie of the Year” for “Camp Chaos” and “Tom of Finland: Master Cut.” Paris is the 2020 XBIZ winner for “Gay Performer of the Year,” while Hart was a nominee in the category this year and Trez earned a “Best Gay Sex Scene” nod.

The marquee scene here — a double-duo but not a group scene — is a winner. Boyfriends Colle and Damned are spending the holidays apart and choose exactly the wrong moment to videoconference; Archie plays with Colle’s cock out of camera range, while Pierce Paris surreptitiously sucks on Damned’s dick.

The men quickly hang up and turn their attention to the cock in the room and not the beefcake that is socially “dickstanced.” Archie is a vigorous bottom who rides his buddy happily; rugged stud Paris steals the show as a masculine, forceful power-bottom who grunts and groans and eggs on Damned to pound him harder. It’s terrific sex all around.

Elsewhere, Adrian Hart decides to prank his coworkers. The office has a cardboard standee of a naked guy with a sanitizer-dispensing dildo poking through a hole where the cock should be; Hart decides to stick his own boner through the hole for some quickie action (okay, now that’s clever).

Slender, lovely and sleepy-eyed pup Joey Mills shows up to “fix” the dispenser and decides to participate in the prank. He delivers a superb blowjob – expert oral skills possessed by this young one – and when their ruse is uncovered by a startled coworker (who runs from the room, in standard Men.com style) Hart gives Mills a thorough dicking down that crackles with heat.

Burly, hung side of beef Jason Vario is a masseuse who takes every precaution against COVID, including a plastic face shield; client Shane Amari is hungry for skin-on-skin contact and when Vario slips a finger into his hole, Amari’s open-mouthed surprise tears a perfectly placed hole in his face mask. Amari clearly enjoys the chance to suck down Vario’s deliciously thick beefsteak and takes a solid plow on the massage table.

Slim, curly haired pup Tannor Reed is overcome by lust watching dreamboat stud Devin Trez work out in the gym on the other side of a plexiglass shield. He takes as much of Trez as he can down his throat and into his tight chute; their sweaty suck-and-fuck on the equipment culminates in a splattery facial that has Reed grinning ear-to-ear (their interaction includes a shocked female gymgoer).

Jeremy London — an adorable otter — is late for a videoconferencing call and accidentally picks up a vibrating dildo instead of a computer mouse, which prompts burly musclebear Markus Kage to have a little fun. He inserts the toy into London’s butt before they switch to the real thing. Kage physically dominates London, picking him up and fucking him across the table for a rough plow. London has no problem keeping up.