Body Slam: Adventures in the Cocktagon

Amidst a gritty backdrop of mixed martial arts, “Body Slam” has terrific photography, effective music, skilled camerawork and, best of all, a quartet of great-looking gals who know who to display their exhibitionistic talents to the max; and, even though there might be only three scenes here, this Adam & Eve feature has more than enough steam to keep you busy, including two threesomes (one girl-girl-boy and one boy-boy girl) that are definite scorchers.

The first sex scene is one of those aforementioned threesomes, featuring blonde Kay Carter, brunette Victoria Voxx, and stud Nathan Bronson, all of whom really start things up at rapid speed. The plot begins with the death of a famous mixed martial arts fighter/coach named Joe (we just hear about his passing), with his daughter, played by the sexy-as-hell Febby Twigs (who’s a good actress, actually), flying back home to the States from Thailand (lots of damn-good kickboxing there, that’s for sure) to deal with things back at her pop’s gym.

Anyhow, the Carter/Voxx/Bronson sequence takes place in the gym (previously owned/run by Febby’s deceased dad), with both ladies really devouring one another, as well as Bronson-boner. Aside from loving the brunette/blonde contrasting of girls here, I found Carter and Voxx to be excellent deepthroaters, while they quite obviously enjoy their diet of snapper, too. A highlight for me is seeing man- and woman-eater Voxx scarfing on Carter cooze while Victoria herself is getting seriously doggied by Bronson. Such a fantastic fanny on Vick. Wow! And when Carter herself is getting hammered missionary style, Vicky can’t help but get some of that pink for herself, slipping her tongue up and down Kay’s cotton-candy-snatch. The double-suck both girls offer is horny as hell, too, with macho man Nath blowin’ his nut onto their marvelously pert titties. Good show!

When Febby, portraying a famous MMA player herself, gets back to the gym (from Thailand), she doesn’t waste time hooking up with one of the trainers, in the form of Michael Swayze, with Feb breaking the ice by asking him, “Hey, you wanna fight?” Whatever works! Feeb and Mikey seem to have fun wrestling in the ring by themselves, before things warm up, the clothes come off, the tongues come out, and Mike’s missile invades Twigs’ twat, with cowgirl and doggie showing off Feeb’s big, jelloey butt cheeks; Mikey grabbing her hair (and hard) as he especially pounds her (once again hard!) from behind. Feeb’s a good cocksucker, too, taking Swayze sperm all over her own pert tits, and afterwards greedily licking up the leftovers. There seems to be a problem with who’s running the gym; Feeb trying to pick up the pieces, in terms of her life and her father’s business, with her dad’s wife — played by tasty Krissy Lynn — becoming somewhat of an adversary.

Stressed out by the press, which are harassing her about her late husband, Krissy’s character seeks a little solace and succor from the boys in the gym’s locker room — namely, Derrick Pierce and Will Pounder, in another sizzler of a scene. For the raunch record, Krissy Lynn has aged extremely well and looks fantastic; still one marvelously curvaceous vixen, only older and bolder — and better, in my perv’s humble opinion. My favorite moments with Lynn are when she’s getting heavily doggied by one lad while simultaneously sucking the other guy dry. Truly luscious ass cheeks on Krissy, while her big tits are a vision to behold undulating during missionary; Lynn really getting into the action, as in moaning, groaning, grunting, panting, and (sincerely) coming. She loves to kiss, as well… always a good thing; both boys eventually, whitewashing her booty with homemade splooge whiz.

As this dramatic feature is part of a series, I’m not sure this DVD actually has an ending, appearing to be part one of a bigger movie; but, with its fight and training sequences, it’s definitely different, making it a cut above the usual porn fare; while, in addition to being technically solid, “Body Slam” is also packed with some truly dick-hardening sex scenes, seeing as all of the ladies — particularly younger Victoria Voxx and seasoned Krissy Lynn — are absolutely into the sucking and fucking. A good choice for couples. But hardcore viewers will also dig seeing sparks fly from all four featured foxes.