The Gang Makes a Porno: A DP XXX Parody

A bald and bespectacled fella, pal of a bunch o’ young drunks in a bar, hauls in a (literal) box-load of movie equipment with the statement, “We’re makin’ a porno!” And that’s how “The Gang Makes a Porno” all begins. It’s, actually, a pretty gosh-darn good Digital Playground feature — with 2019 XBIZ Best Actor Tommy Pistol in the mix — and boner-raising points going to always-animated slut Cali Carter and extra-juicy, totally whorish Tiffany Watson.

We start out with brunette Eliza Ibarra, playing a patron of the bar who agrees to help with the project by introducing some of her “stripper friends” to the “gang,” but not before she “auditions” with Xander Corvus for a part in the porno in a back room of the bar, which is actually the (how romantic!) joint’s shithouse. Eliza delivers a few face-fuckings, does cowgirl on top of a toilet seat, as well as missionary atop a toilet tank.

Exotic-looking Asian babes Brenna Sparks and Jade Kush next do a scene with Tommy Pistol which is definitely way horny. Both brunette foxes have tits big enough to fuck, which Pistol does, after an awesome double-suck, with Kush possessing brilliant all-natch headlights. Cowgirl on the bar counter with Brenna is great, with those healthy ass cheeks quaking; while spoon on said counter with Jade is fun, too, as the latter eats Brenn’s box; and doggie with Jade atop a bar stool is wonderful, as Tom boy slaps her fine tits and butt, with Brenn occasionally gagging on Tommy rod.

Cali Carter does an awesome scene for the “gang” with Donnie Rock, with high points including her (typically) nasty blowjob, which is probably the best suck-off in the movie, as well as an arousing titty fuck, some hammerin’ standing doggie, along with superb ass-cheek jiggling from killer Carter during cowgirl and doggie.

And, lastly, we have Tyler Nixon jumping in to “save” a porn scene which Xander started with Tiffany Watson, with both dicks taking this delicious piece of ass on for quite the ménage-a-trois finale. I love Tiff’s big red-painted lips as she gluttonously shucks down those throbbing pricks to the bone, whilst she also passionately gags and hacks on same. Doggie with this primo whore is excellent, as Tyler really drives his boner home, letting those bad-boy ass cakes on Watts really fly, as she continues to devour Corvus cock. Then the dudes switch positions and it’s just as terrific. Check out, by the way, how sweaty tramp Tiff gets and how she continually, sincerely moans and groans whilst getting filled with dickmeat. Cowgirl with Tiff is a treat, with Tyler getting her voluptuous ass cheeks red from spanking, as she suffocates and nearly rolfs on Xander’s raging hard-on. And even missionary with the bawdy bitch is similarly amazing, the boys taking turns and getting her even sweatier and hornier to mouth-fuck gristle. And, finally, spoon with Tiff and Xander spotlights Watson’s fantastic fanny, just before the boys blow dick-snot onto her face and tits. Awesome!

This feature is sexually electric from start to finish, with the best scenes definitely being … well … all of ‘em! ... though the cunt-cluding episode with Tiffany Watson is my own personal fave. That Tiff’s one jiff of a suck/fuck doll. Love her!