Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody

The recent, grim superhero films from the DC Universe are given a borderline-campy erotic spin from Men.com. Smart use of stock footage and voiceover sets the scene. Johnny Rapid, Paul Canon and Colby Keller are the MVPs; the cast includes a nonsex turn by “RuPaul’s Drag Race” breakout Manila Luzon as Wonder Woman.

Ryan Bones — burly, inked, scruffy and muscular — plays a gravelly-voiced Batman despondent over the apparent death of Superman. The Flash (Johnny Rapid, adorable as ever) turns up to offer him some encouragement. Rapid is an experienced swordsman but he still projects a boyish excitement and vulnerability that makes for an excellent match against the more physically imposing Bones. Rapid even expertly handles the tongue-in-cheek dialogue, as Bones plows his tight bubble butt.

A real clash of the titans occurs as Colby Keller (playing Green Lantern, and the current XBIZ Awards winner for Gay Performer of the Year) fucks Gallic erotica legend Francois Sagat (as Aquaman). This version of Green Lantern is openly gay and Aquaman wants to learn more about it; needless to say, he’s a quick study. Keller is significantly taller and more physically imposing than Sagat, but the two are nevertheless a superb match. Keller is affable and friendly, while Sagat is stoic and all-business. He needs a topman who can push and provoke him, and Keller is that man. It’s fantastic sex, while Wonder Woman spies on their sexplay.

This film’s version of Alfred Pennyworth is played by ruggedly muscular Manuel Sky, who enjoys a secret, torrid affair with Robin (Paul Canon, boyish and playful). Their hookup, a slurpy blowjob, is interrupted by Batman (Bones again), who smartly makes it a threesome. In an erotic twist, however, he strips off his own costume and orders their sexplay to continue, directing the action as he jacks his own erection. Canon is fully prepped to take on both cocks by the time Bones decides it’s time to be serviced.

All of the superheroes return for a rousing orgy (including dreamily handsome Brandon Cody as Superman) to close out their adventures. Once again, Rapid and Keller, with their charisma and intensity, steal the camera every time it turns in their direction. Overall, the costuming is particularly strong, although it isn't incorporated into the sexplay, and director Alter Sin has learned a few camera and editing tricks to pull off such effects as the Flash’s hyper-speed.