Breakfast Cub: A Gay XXX Parody

This erotic parody from Men.com veers away from superheroes to the ‘80s classic, but most of the cleverness is in the title and concept (and a recreation of the original film’s poster for the DVD insert). Blonde, athletic hottie Ethan Chase wins best-in-class.

Chase is an eager, energetic performer with good looks and an appealing bubble butt. He plays topman, however, with lean, bookish William Sawyer, pulling the shy guy into the shower for a makeout session. Sawyer becomes more engaged once the sex gets underway and is a pliant bottom for Chase’s piston-fucking.

Elsewhere, Chase is hauled into principal Mick Stallone’s office for a lesson in proper behavior, which includes whipping out his boner. Chase sucks it down his throat to the root and Stallone, older with a mustache and scruff, clearly enjoys dining out on the clean-cut young hunk. Chase rides Stallone’s boner — his creamy white butt framed by a blue jock strap — and cums while being fucked.

Earlier, Stallone dishes out the same kind of discipline to Teddy Torres, who is similarly furred with an erotic temperament that matches Stallone. The men share what appears to be genuine chemistry as they kiss and proceed through a serviceable suck-and-fuck.

The cast definitely springs to life when the clothes come off, with adorable Chase and Stallone’s obvious sexual pleasure the main highlights (there's also a nonsex cameo by Ian Duncan).