Bubble Butt Anal Slut

From Brazzers, this group of six anal episodes (if you include the boner-bursting bonus sequence featuring A.J. Applegate) makes a near-perfect/almost desert-island porn title in that #1 there’s not a bad-looking bitch in the lot, #2 the chicks are all nasty and #3 (in direct reference to #2) the babes all take it up the crud factory. What’s not to love?

Cute dirty blonde (dirty in more ways than one) Marsha May (complete with sexy looks and a great nom de smut) is first up, getting her shithole pounded — by a schmoe named JMac dressed, halfway through the scene, in a full bunny outfit — with some fiery results. After some glam shots of May, she heads in doors, with the Bunny Man getting her butt cheeks all oiled, after which he sticks a butt plug up her crapper to loosen her goose. She gives an amazingly deep and sloppy (a good thing!) BJ, followed by cowgirl anal (her ass looking amazing all greased up ’n’ juicy), an ATM, more cowgirl anal, which transforms into standing anal, another ATM (deep and aggressive), some real pounding doggie anal (what we’ve all been waiting for with Marsha here!), another ATM, more pounding doggie in the shitter (at which point a bald head/bearded face emerges from beneath the bunny head), followed by missionary anal (jackhammer style), yet another (yes!) ATM, more shitpit mish and spoon anal. Unfortunately, the pop shot is missing. What the fuck? ...

Following that, comes Nikki Benz, an anal-minded, big-assed brunette, and she totally rocks here, taking on Charles Dera. After spanking Nikki’s ass-cheeks to a fire-engine red, Dera oils the puppies up and plays with the little silver dildo in her butt, making Benz ultimately lick her shit off of it. I also like Nikki’s big sloppy augmented juggs. Such a marvelously sculpted tramp. By the way, she gives a superbly deepthroat BJ (when she’s not jerking Dera’s cock, that is), during which he face-fucks the whore. Then, after getting those Benz butt muffins all oiled up again, Dera sits her sideways in a chair and spoon anal-yzes her, followed by a doggie anal-ysis of the slut. Many other anal positions follow, along with a few choice ATMs, with a fave being reverse cowgirl shot from behind, so it looks like doggie, though cowgirl anal is just as terrific; with brave, bawdy Benz never shying away from Dera’s dung-soiled sword. And, yes, there is an honest-to-goodness cum shot here, which suits Benz just fine.

Next, in one of the movie’s many peaks, the industry’s ultimate porn star (looking stupend-ass and acting positively whorish) Jynx Maze brilliantly appears wearing a wild, zebra-striped body stocking to take on the very lucky Mr. Pete (that guy’s still around?), who furiously fucks her face and feces factory. Even though Maze thinks ever so highly about herself (she even says it!), she actually has every right to brag, as she takes a dick up her well-greased anus like a true champ.

Doggie anal is an absolute highlight with this gaping tramp, who loves a deepthroat/saliva-dripping ATM more than Michael Moore likes a hoagie. She, in fact, gives one of the best blowjobs ever! And check out those jiggling Jynx ass cheeks during doggie anal. Ditto for spoon! Mr. Pete is, actually, a bit too fan-boyish at times, feeding into Maze’s ego, almost as much as he feeds her anus a heaping o’ cockmeat. And not only is Maze’s face deliciously attractive, as well as her pooper perfect, but her tits are just as flawless, as is her puffy pussy. It’s simple: You just can never get enough o’ Jynx.

“Do you wanna see my big, wet butt?” Italian beauty Valentina Nappi jovially tells the camera, before her own scorching anal scene begins with Jessy Jones. This voluptuous Nappi has such a luscious body, it’s ridiculous. The scene also has some great glam footage (regular and slow motion), as well as some impressive crane-like angles as she’s lounging beside a huge private pool, while footage is intercut with Nappi getting her ass cheeks and tits oiled up in slo-mo. Nappi gives a fab deepthroat suck-off and is precious in doggie vadge and anal positions … and (like Jynx Maze) pretty much every position! And don’t miss her oily big butt wibbling and wobbling during an animated session of cowgirl. I’m glad, too, that whoever directed this scene didn’t forsake usage of Valentina vadge. You’ll love each and every anal position as(s) well — including, yet again, her awesome booty ability during cowgirl — with Nappi never, ever cheating when it cums to a still warm ’n’ fuzzy ATM. Understandably, Jessy pops all over her scrumptious ass cheeks after fervently hammering her hemorrhoid hamlet doggie style. Who the hell wouldn’t wanna marry this hypnotically sexy Italian specimen? Whew!

And the movie ends with a bang, indeed, as Keiran Lee gets to feast upon the mouths, twats and turd bins of uber anal sluts (all sexily oiled up, too!) Megan Rain, Adriana Chechik and Karmen Karma. This scene is, actually, a bit blinding (a good thing!) what with so much deepthroating, scores of ATMs, ATOGMs, (female) cunt/ass licking (some male ass-eating, even!), booty shaking, rewindable doggie and cowgirl anal all goin’ on … hell, if you last five minutes through this one without poppin’, then yer cock just ain’t functioning, Jake. I don’t know how Keiran Lee maintains with these three torrid brunettes mercilessly (a good thing!) sucking and fucking him silly. Amazing stuff.

Seriously, you definitely wanna catch all o’ the bawdy babe and anal (and other nasty!) shenanigans in “Bubble Butt Anal Slut," with the title really saying it all, as far as filthiness for porn connoisseurs is concerned. You even get a bonus scene with lush-assed, deepthroating, ATMin’ anal queen A.J. Applegate getting crazily pounded by some lucky bald-headed bastard. Mama!