Batman V. Superman: A Gay XXX Parody

Trenton Ducati and Topher DiMaggio possess superheroic physiques (among other fine attributes) so it stands to reason they should play Batman and Superman, respectively, in this decently crafted three-scene effort from Men.com, running a brief 68 minutes and change, that pivots on the recent much-derided (albeit popular) megabudget popcorn flick from Warner Bros.

Damien Crosse is rescued from vicious muggers and shows his appreciation to the Man of Steel (as the Dark Knight secretly observes them) in an alleyway before they move indoors. Crosse is a focused, intense and passionate performer and he brings out the best in DiMaggio, especially when he gives as good as he gets as DiMaggio plows into his muscular ass.

In the second vignette Paddy O’Brian is rescued from more gun-toting thugs by Batman and then turns the tables by serving as topman to the superhero. O’Brian’s natural swagger and aggressive masculinity make for an excellent match for Ducati, who also shares similar physical qualities. O’Brian is usually all business onscreen but his sexplay with Ducati has an added layer of sensuality that is quite appealing.

The final scene has Dario Beck, Allen King and Massimo Plano locked in cages by a villainous Francesco D’Macho (in a nonsex role). Superman and Batman come to rescue, a shootout ensues and we’re apparently supposed to forget that Superman is invulnerable (perhaps because DiMaggio looks damn good in that costume). The men are released from their cages and a quick-and-efficient orgy kicks off. Plano and Beck are handsome specimens and compact, adorable King really holds his own, particularly as he is spit-roasted. Bonus points for leaving parts of the costumes on for the sexcapades.

There is nothing being parodied in this brief, straightforward take on the material. The costuming and staging is good and grace notes include several overhead establishing shots of the cityscape and the company logo mimicking the one used by Marvel Studios. Men.com’s other recent erotic spins on pop culture have included parodies of “The X-Men,” “Captain America” and “Tarzan.”