Kill Bill: A XXX Parody
A takeoff on something as complex as Quentin Tarantino’s ultra-violent two-part classic of vengeance is an ambitious undertaking, but this Jakodema film pulls it off better than might be expected. Like the original, it jumps back and forth in time as it relates how a bride left for dead on her wedding day comes back to wreak revenge on her former cohorts. Dani Daniels is The Bride, Xander Corvus the mostly unseen drug lord Bill, fronting as a florist. His gang — The Deadly Flower Arrangement — consists of trained assassins Misty Stone, Eva Lovia, Ash Hollywood, Richie Calhoun and Kieran Lee.
The samurai-style swordplay is, well, rudimentary, but everybody puts their heart into it. There’s even a bit of wirework in one fight scene. The dialogue is almost as snappy as in the original. (“Pussy is a hole best served wet” is the cheeky variation on “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”) Misty, Ash and Eva are all formidable in their showdowns with Dani’s icy, impassive Bride. But acting honors (and some probable Best Actor noms) must go to Xander, present only in voice for most of the movie, for his shadowy Bill. And his tryst with Dani — the ultimate face-off for Bill and the Bride — is the most passionate of the movie’s six sex scenes.
Venus, a former assassin, awakens from a year-long coma from the loud moans of Belladonna, another assassin, screwing the security guard. Her boss and ex-lover Bill aka the Florist attempted to kill her using his team of elite assassins aka Flowers Belladonna, Tiger Lily and Black Orchid. With an immense yearning for revenge, she's not going to rest until she kills every single flower and most importantly, kills Bill. This parody includes 6 hardcore sex scenes and an all-star cast including Dani Daniels, DP contract star Eva Lovia, Misty Stone, Bridgette B. and Ash Hollywood!
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