City Of Vices

While the storyline in this cops-and-criminals saga from Digital Playground (DP) is somewhat convoluted, the sex is fairly rockin’, flavored by an international female cast. In fact, the entire cast is British and European, making one scratch one’s head and wonder, ‘Am I actually watching a porn movie from another well-known (wink, wink) international smut-production company?’ But since the performers’ accents are (for the most part) intelligible, you definitely know it’s a DP movie and not otherwise.

While the script here is a bit too complicated for it’s own good, “City of Vices” IS good for one thing: the sex. But if you actually do wanna know something about the story…whew…let’s see… There’s a corrupt male cop (as usual), two idiot English hookers, a pair of power-crazed European gangsters, a stolen bag of coke, baseball-bat beatings, slow-motion (ho hum) shoot-outs, and even (get this) body dismemberment. Had enough? Repeat: Get it for the S-E-X. British slut Jasmine Jae, in particular, offers up a pair of superb fuck sequences, really giving sloppy, nasty blowjobs, with plenty of foul noises and oodles of spit. Another Brit, Lexi Lowe, has big floppy tits and a curvy body, all of which you’d like to fuck on a drunken evening; and as she revels in getting banged in a totally submissive manner, she’s an overall novelty to watch in action.

But the two best fuck sequences definitely are delivered by French babe Anissa Kate and Italian hottie Valentina Nappi. In a “show of power,” big-shot gangster “Vasquez” (Mike Angelo) bangs both Anissa Kate and Aletta Ocean—during his lunch, no less—in each of their a-holes. All-natural-bodied Anissa is definitely the prettiest girl in the movie, who also does ATMs fresh outta Aletta’s steamy Hungarian crapper. And it’s a beautiful thing, indeed, when Angelo bends Kate and Ocean over on a sofa and goes back and forth between their buttholes. Note: I didn’t see Aletta doing as many, if any, ATMs, thus making Anissa both the most attractive and nastiest babe in the entire flick. Love her! And at the film’s conclusion, our token corrupt cop (Ryan Ryder) throws a good, passionate, sweaty fuck into his hot wife, played by Valentina Nappi, who arranges herself in comfortable, realistic positions on an honest-to-goodness bed.

While there’s plenty of animated screwing in “City of Vices,” unfortunately, half of the girls have great big fake boobs, looking like (seriously) bras with nipples on ‘em; the fight scenes are poorly arranged and, thus, awkwardly executed; and the director has a ridiculous double standard where guys get shot, beaten, and even dismembered, but not one woman sustains even a lowly scratch. Boy howdy, talk about realism! Did we mention that you should get it for the sex?…