Darla Crane – This week, we’re raising money for Lil’ Regg cause he busted his head and now is in a coma, and we can’t pay for his doctor’s bills. Anyways, we were taking calls and greedy fucking is picking up MILFs over the phone! Crafty bastard gets Darla Crane.
"Andy San Dimas – We’ve got Bugsi shooting his music video for ‘My Swag’. As usual, we would rather trade services instead of getting the IRS taxing us on our money. So, we got Jon Jon to fuck the music video producer Andy San Dimas.
"Lisa and Brooklyn – Amazingly, Lil’ Regg wakes up from his fucking coma! Well now we’re in shit cause we got to pay his doctor bills. So fuck it, we’ll kill him and collect the death insurance money… Just kidding, but we did fake his death, and invite a bunch of MILFs.
"Ashley Winters – After performing Lil Regg’s fake funeral, the MLB crew decides to put him on the payroll and give him his first check of $118.83, but Lil Regg’s moment doesn’t last for long when the Feds show up. Ashley Winters is back for some more fucking.
"Nikki Hunter – Look who’s back… The sexy Nikki Hunter. Tonight at our record release party, she is more then ready to take some dick every which way. We close the deal on Nikki and give her what she has been craving all night.