"Help make a hooker a housewife," suggests Kami, though a housewife is not what she's becoming. Were she to become a housewife, though, she would certainly remember Burt Bacharach's and Hal David's stern warning:
In addition to dildos, signed magazines, DVDs, and other personalized memorabilia, Kami will be seeling the above dance outfit that will make you forget everything you know about the Village People.Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don’t think because there’s a ring on your finger
You needn’t try anymore
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I’m warning you…
Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don’t send him off with your hair still in curlers You may not see him again
For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He’s almost here…
Hey! Little girl
Better wear something pretty
Something you’d wear to go to the city and Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music
Time to get ready for love
Time to get ready
Time to get ready for love
Kami privately retired from porn in March, but as classes are starting in a week she decided to make it official. What will she tell the other adult students in her classes? Perhaps she wiill tell them:
Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
But, I wish someone had talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you.....
Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
[spoken]
Hey, you know what paradise is?
It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love......
Anyway, I am sure we will see Kami again in a different form, and this move will probably boost sales of her catalog, though she won't see a penny of that.
She wavers on continuing to strip and/or perform at bachelor parties.
I will miss Kami. Will we ever see each other again, now that she shuns my industry? Previously: Beyond the Valley of Porn Star Karaoke; Day rate plus anal; Catching up with Kami"I actually love doing them but as you all know I drink like a fish (and worse) when i strip and that's not who I want to be. I mean I'm still hot now but in 5 years damn, that would be ugly."
See also: Kami Andrews' auction
