Jenna’s Jewels ™ are multi-speed waterproof vibes with a pearl white body encrusted with pink rhinestones that circumnavigate the base of the vibe, immediately above the twist dial that controls the multi-speed settings of the vibe. Jenna’s Jewels ™ are available in 5.5-inch or 7.5-inch versions.
Jenna’s Jewels ™, extrapolating from this dim image provided by a photo hobbyist, have about 11 or 12 rhinestones glued on them, thus making them somehow representative of Jenna?
The following conversation might well have happened:
Jenna: Whaddaya got?
Intern: Jenna’s Jewels ™.
Jenna: The fuck are those?
Intern: Well, they're vibrators with 11 or 12 rhinestones glued on them. I can't tell from the picture. I'm assuming there's more on the other side, like that Pink Floyd album.
Jenna: How does that represent my interests and my branding?
Intern: What I'm thinking is that we could glue 11 or 12 rhinestones on you, and that would make you look more like the vibrator.
Jenna: Why, if I am the symbol of feminity, is my name being associated with a phallic symbol?
Intern: What I'm saying is we could glue the rhinestones on you...
I don't understand it either, but the only other Arizona ressident I associate with rhinestones is Glen Campbell.
