opinion

<i>Bangin'</i> amateurs

One of the most difficult words to define in porn is "amateur".

A quick poll of a few porn stars up at 8:30 in the morning reveals that, in addition to being porn stars, all have separate sources of income, including dancing and escorting, but also work that has nothing to do with boobies.

"I'm a webmaster."

"I collect alimony."

"I sell hydroponic pot."

(The last one is iffy. If you've ever tried most versions of hydroponic pot, perhaps boobies would help to make the sale agreeable.)

But I always thought that once someone was paid for something, he or she became professional at it.

Unless "amateur" refers to quality.

Backdoor Bangin' is an amateur anal title from someone named Aaryn Star. I don't know Aaryn Star. I don't know how he earns a living. But if you marry him, Connie, you'll disappoint me.

If each of these women was paid for her work in this movie, how are they amateurs? Is it because they haven't been in many films? If so, why aren't the women of, say, Barely Legal called amateurs?

If the women were paid, then I think a more fitting way to describe this movie would be "amateurish". That would explain why a clip-art front door is on the cover and why some of the ladies don't have that porn glow about them.

Copyright © 2024 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More Articles

opinion

TeamSkeet Debuts Swappz Channel, 'Swapception' Feature

Chief Revenue Officer Brandon explains, “The inspiration behind ‘Swappz’ emerged from a growing market demand for niche adult content that pushes boundaries and explores the taboo themes and deal-striking handshakes of swaps.”

Alejandro Freixes ·
profile

FAN5 Looks to Shake Up Creator Platform Space

Since inception, the FAN5 team has sought to deliver a “superior, hassle-free platform for creators, designed by creators.” With a foundation built on principles of inclusivity, collaboration and self-expression, FAN5 wanted to distinguish itself in the competitive field, bolstered by integration with and into sister brand CAM4.

Alejandro Freixes ·
opinion

Disruptive Films Unfurls Taboo Sex Banner 'Deviants'

Disruptive Films is well known for its kinky and taboo storylines. Now, the studio looks to unfurl Deviants: a new brand that shows taboo sex in a different light, diverging from the often-grim tone of traditional kinky fare to present a new vision.

Alejandro Freixes ·
opinion

Brittney Kade Talks Big 'Career-First' for Adult Time

Brittney Kade’s first gangbang originated as an Adult Time “Director Showcase,” a creative opportunity the production team offered to Jim Powers, one of the studio’s regular producers.

Alejandro Freixes ·
opinion

On the Set: Welcome to Adult Time's 'Futa World'

Dressed revealingly in a yellow waitress uniform, Lauren Phillips greets eager customers Hailey Rose and Chloe Surreal. On a sign announcing the grand opening of “Dick’s Diner,” the apostrophe between letters k and s bears a striking resemblance to an ejaculating penis.

Alejandro Freixes ·
profile

Hayley Davies: From New Zealand Math Nerd to Fast-Rising Adult Star

Growing up, New Zealander Hayley Davies was a proud nerd who participated in mathematics competitions against students from much higher grades. Her good looks turned out to be a kind of secret weapon, causing peers to underestimate her intellectual acumen.

Alejandro Freixes ·
profile

WIA Profile: Inka Winter

Award-winning erotic filmmaker and ForPlay Films founder Inka Winter knows what she wants her films to be, and what she doesn’t want them to be. She seeks to depict sexuality that is mindful, based in human connection and trauma-informed.

Women In Adult ·
opinion

Free Agent Auteur: Casey Calvert Expands Her Directing Horizon

Now, having brought that highly-awarded polyamory trilogy to a close, Calvert is concluding the exclusive Lust Cinema directing chapter of her career and charting a new course out into open creative waters as a free agent.

Alejandro Freixes ·
profile

Collaboration Done Differently: Adult Time Discusses Ambassador Program

Since the launch of Adult Time in 2019, award-winning director and chief creative officer Bree Mills has actively explored collaborative opportunities with members of the performer community, seeking out talent whose values align with the company’s and who appreciate the type of content Mills creates for the multibrand platform.

Alejandro Freixes ·
profile

WIA Profile: Siouxsie Q.

Siouxsie Q has long been a committed artist and organizer. This dual path has garnered her significant recognition for both her creative works and her advocacy. Yet one thing that stands clear in Q’s story is that her motivation transcends mere acclaim.

Women In Adult ·
Show More