GP: Tyla, what's up kid?
TF: Nothin kid. I'm puttin tuhgetha my Thanksgivin feetchah dance outfit.
GP: Ya think people who go ta strip bahs on Thanksgivin wanna be reminded that theyah at a strip bah on Thanksgivin?
TF: Well it's not so much a bah as it is a fuckin buffet, kid, and I'm goin as Pocahontas.
GP: Did Pocahontas hook up with Myles Standish oah John Smith kid?
TF: Yah in the rong period entiahly kid. She hooked up with Paul Reveah and invented the Shamrock Shake.
GP: I don't think that's true kid.
TF: Well it's eitha that oah go as Paul Reveah in a coppa-topped thong ya douche.
GP: So what's the deal with the transsexuals comment?
TF: It all got totally blown outta prupoashin kid. Some ah my best friends ah transsexuals and she-males.
GP: Like Bob Friedland?
TF: Who? I just mentioned that transsexuals and she-males weren't buying UnFAITHful Secrets in rekkid numbahs.
GP: I watched UnFAITHful Secrets, and there was no transsexual or she-male content in it at all.
TF: That's not a fuckin excuse. It's a fuckin awesome movie. I get all fuckin soapy.
GP: Will you sing tha UnFAITHful Secrets theme song with me?
TF: Yah. I sing it every day in tha showa.
BOTH: UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!/UnFAITHful Secrets, UNFaithful Secrets!
GP: That was awesome.
TF: Yah. I yoosta sing the entiah Depeche Mode Violata album at tha Wondaland T station.
GP: I was wicked pissed that I didn't see fuckin Richid Dreyfis at PSK tha otha night.
TF: Fuckin Matt Hoopa kid. I liked when he fuckin found Ben Gahdna's boat an his eye was all shot ta shit an shit.
GP: Was Jaws a fag fa eatin Alex Kintna?
TF: Shahks can't be fags ya fuckin retahd; only mammals can be fags.
GP: Is homosexuality a choice?
TF: Yah fuckin A right it is kid. Wheneva anybody says she's "girls only", she takes a huge fuckin pay cut kid.
