The Indian/Pakistani porn war has been heating up recently. A spokesperson for the United Nations Department of Subcontinental Pornography refused to comment, owing to his lack of existence.
Fans of Indian and Pakistan-flavored porn have had to make do with National Geographics for several decades, but that is changing, albeit slowly.
"We're not fooling ourselves about a potential crossover market," a Vivid representative did not say. "George Harrison's dead."