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Joanna Angel Soiree this Evening

Do you want to party like me and Joanna Angel, the woman who fixed my helicopter in the first Gulf War? If so, come on down to the Beauty Bar on Cahuenga tonight for the premiere party for Joanna's Angels. This co-production of VCA and BurningAngel.com has VCA sales staff saying things like, "This is one of the best porn movies I've ever seen." And when a salesperson says it, it's got to be true (after all, Our Lord Jesus Christ was the greatest salesman in the world).

Angel, who is as tall as a delightfully-proportioned kitchen stepladder, will be there along with party promoter Laura Jean. Laura Jean actually owns a teacup chihuahua which she carries around in a handbag, so you know there is going to be some intense action. There are different levels of time to arrive, depending on whether you're Orthodox or Reformed, so you can get more info at the site of my pal Sean Carnage from Cleveland.

In other Joanna Angel news, people within five miles of Los Angeles tuned into her interview this morning with Dicky Barrett on Indy 103.1. Indy 103, which, as a ClearChannel station, is about as far from indie as one could get, features a lot of music a certain demographic really wishes they actually liked, but it's got great disc jockeys. It has the absolute worst call-letter announcer, though, or maybe I think so because he makes people my age sound so goddamn stupid.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Joanna Angel. Blah blah blah. Joanna Angel.

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