Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes something that you haven’t. Here’s the ultimate item for that movie fan we all know and love. It’s the Darth Invader, a humungous 15” PVC dildo meant to slide in to let ‘the force be IN you.’ With incredible detail highlighting every fold, wrinkle, and power system Darth packs on his uniform, he’s big and hefty and even has a suction cup on the base to stick onto your personal starship to blast you into space while he blasts into yours. His helmet is shaped like a dick head, of course, and using it will turn you into a heavy breather, just like him. Whether he’s used in butt attack mode or simply sitting on your shelf with other collectibles from the movies, he’s guaranteed to bring a laugh to those who dare to cross his path.
Manufacturer Description:
Fan boy meets fist boy, in Icon Brands’ novel new “Darth Invader,” Over 14” long and over 3” diameter, it’s made with an extra-strong suction cup for “hands-solo”fun.
Crafted in premium phthalate and latex-free PVC, it’s even ergonomic for plausible penetration! In other words, if you’ve got the space, we’ve got the vessel!
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