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A VISA Alternative
We’ve had a few recent discussions on the XBIZ boards that explored innovative marketing and billing mechanisms; some of which caused complications with billing companies such as CCBill, due to the nature of the content and means of its presentation
Carmen Luvana, smeared with cocaine, getting serviced on a pile of cash
... or, "Tonight is kinda special". I visited the set of Adam & Eve's Lady Scarface recently, in which Carmen Luvana plays bloodthirsty, cockhungry drug lord Toni Luvana. Director Daniel Dakota feels that someone like Luvana with such heavy weaponry should at least also have firearms, so Lady Scarface is the second of his recent movies to feature Carmen packing heat. The first was Jane Blond: Agent DD7. Dakota secured Hollywood armourers to stock this movie, which also features Ava Rose as the maniac sidekick/love interest ("We combined Michelle Pfeiffer's character with Manny's character for sex purposes," noted Dakota. "Oh. For sex purposes," I said), with guns. "Even the props are expensive," Dakota said. The location in Encino, a mansion with marble walkways and heavy doors down a long, secluded driveway, was actually the second choice. A porn production at the first place had neglected to secure a filming permit, and the cops had chosen that day to visit and shut down both the production and the location. "We were able to get this place in a day," Dakota said. Crime boss Luvana was being serviced by underling Jerry atop a table laden with bags of cocaine and littered with 100s and 50s. There was even a money-counting machine. "Money-counting machines are expensive," Dakota said, "so you know that anyone who has one probably has a lot of money." I realized we were talking a lot about money. Is that all there is?? I thought. No. There was also drugs. I asked several people what the contents of the coke bags were. Each person was coy. I knew that it wasn't real cocaine for two reasons: 1. Carmen had it all over her nipples and even girlier parts. If it had been real cocaine, she would have even fucked me, despite my longstanding credo of not showing off. 2. No porn publicist within fifty miles would have allowed a single grain of coke to hit the floor. Finally I utilized my overlong pinky nail and snorted a measurement equal to my first name. It was powdered sugar. "Chinga mi! Punetta!" Luvana cried on the table. Because I am Castilian, I knew that to mean "Fuck me! Oh, Fuck!" I'm glad she didn't say it in English. Afterward, we ate orange-flavored chicken on the thousand-degree veranda, she in her towel, and I in my cap. She would later be shot fifteen times and fall in the pool, but I can't stand violence and needed to leave. In fact, on a recent visit to Tijuana, I opted to eat bags of churros rather than purchase any of the thousands of forms of Scarface memorabilia available on the side of the road. It is whispered that Adam & Eve's big AVN award pushes will be Nick Orleans' airplane porn Tailgunners and Ernest Greene's fetishy O, based on "The Story of O". Lady Scarface will be launched in time for the 2007 awards.
A more congenial spot
Your labia are thought of quite a lot here More obsessively than you could know You'll need to run a G-string through your twat here In Cameltoe
A Friend in Need
My casual readers might come to believe that I’m against most adult webmasters, but nothing could be further from the truth: I’m only against the irresponsible – or criminal – ones and primarily because they stand in stark contrast to the ones I consider to be my friends; those many operators in the online adult entertainment business that are some of the finest, smartest and most giving people I’ve ever met
Britney Rears Site Gets A Makeover
With a brand-new movie less than 3 weeks away, BritneyRears.com has received a makeover, giving a brand new shine to the much-trafficked website.
Platinum Bucks Offers a New Promotion
Platinum Bucks has begun a new summer promotion.
Microsoft Gives Hackers a Chance to Crack Vista
Microsoft made an effort this week to reverse its shoddy history of network security by inviting hackers to exploit the beta version of its new Vista operating system and Internet Explorer 7 browser.
A Chilling Effect
With all of the talk about ‘2257 inspections and worries over whether or not their sites are compliant, it’s no surprise that many adult webmasters and affiliates – whom are now legally classified as “secondary producers” – are pulling the plugs on their operations; either in full, or partially, as they sanitize their servers from undocumented content
A working-class hero is something to be
Don't ever say that porn directors aren't blue-collar joes just like you
A Higher Calling
We in adult entertainment have a purpose. We offer a window of relief, instantaneous satisfaction, a realized fantasy, a pleasure of the moment. When our focus is purely on financial gain, we lose touch with our customers.
Video Secrets Declares Promotion a Success
For Video Secrets affiliates and Flirt4Free customers, the company’s special promotional weekend was a success, according to company director of business development Brad Estes.
IPTV Takes a Front Seat
In the ongoing mission to expand markets and widen the scope of worldwide adult broadcast distribution, the latest buzz is Internet Protocol Television (IPTV), considered by many to be the next bleeding-edge technology poised to explode.
The Penthouse Movie Issue Is A Wrap
Inside the September edition of Penthouse, you will find the Fall Movie Preview. New titles encompass three categories: The Coolest, The Creepiest and The Craziest.
A Shot Across the Bow
One of the quickest and simplest ways that adult webmasters can harden themselves against being a target for prosecution is by employing a “warning” page on their sites
Queen for a A
Teenage Anal Queen Codi is, like Marie Antoinette, young, attractive, and royal
Lockwood Joins 'A' Team for 'L.A. Vice'
Kurt Lockwood leads the cast in Sex Z Pictures’ "L.A. Vice," due in stores August 15. The action movie includes a strapon scene with Lockwood on the receiving end, which the company believes may create some controversy in porn circles.
Tapping Into a New Corner
Last year, several Virgin Megastore locations in the U.S. unveiled COLT Corners, branded kiosks featuring DVDs and other branded products from COLT Studio Group.
New Study Finds Click Fraud a Billion Dollar Problem
According to a new study by market researcher Outsell Inc., click fraud has turned into a $1.3 billion problem. The study found that Internet advertisers paid $800 million for fraudulent clicks, prompting many companies to reduce spending on this method of online advertising.
Win a Date With Sunny Lane Contest in Final Month
Fans wishing to win a date with adult film star Sunny Lane have less than a month left to enter the contest. The contest is sponsored by adult video studio Lethal Hardcore.