Shocked customers and store personnel looked on as the tabloid sensation kicked off her underwear and reached for a pair of "Barely Legal" panties and began trying them on mere feet from a stack of "Britney Rears" porn movies that spoof her every move.
“I asked her to stop because we don’t allow customers to try on panties,” a store clerk said, according to reports. “But she didn’t stop. I first thought she was coming in to buy the Britney movie.”
“You can’t ask for better timing than this. Maybe Britney Spears was sucking on a Britney Pop,” said the movie’s co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
"Britney Rears" director Will Ryder laughed when told the news, saying, “This was all part of our plan. I love Britney Spears for every stupid thing she does especially stuff like this because it makes Britney Rears a sales sensation every time.”
The official "Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo" DVD release party is taking place Saturday at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood, Calif., during the big "Brady Bunch XXX" and "Spunk’d The Movie" bash.
For more information, visit BritneyRears.com. To order, call David Diamond, Hustler Video, at (888) 249-3523 or email ddiamond@lfp.com.