SEATTLE — Kheper Games is trumpeting the release of its latest candy item: a F*ck You! COVID-19 Sucker, which they previewed at the ANME trade show earlier this year.
"The F*ck You! Covid-19 Sucker is very topical while many of us struggle to figure out how to get our businesses reopened over the next several weeks," a rep explained. "It also is strawberry-flavored, the same as the original, as Kheper is swapping out header cards in-house to offer this special second version right away."
Company CEO Brian Pellham found a bit of humor was just what he and his colleagues needed right now.
"I’ve never been so angry at a virus to where I really need to tell it to 'F*ck Off!'" he said. "Well, that is mostly serious, but somewhat joking. We need to have a laugh here once in a while as we deal with such serious issues. We’re doing what we can to give a little levity to our customers to break things up a bit. As we know that, on a serious note, this has been such a difficult time for so many of us."
For more details on the line of candies, gums and edible pasties by Kheper Games, email info@khepergames.com or call (877) 426-3755.
In related news, Kheper Games reports that it has donated 150 pounds of Naughty Gummi Emojis candy to a local Seattle food bank.