LOS ANGELES — The Texas-based retail chain Sara's Secret and Condoms To Go will re-open, following state government directives. The chain operates over 20 brick-and-mortar locations in Arlington, Aubrey, Carrollton, Corsicana, Dallas, Frisco, DeSoto, Fort Worth, Kaufman, McKinney, Princeton, Richardson and Toll Way.
"The State of Texas has re-opened retail businesses," a company representative explained. "We are still practicing all the recommended safety measures, and then some, including limits on the number of people in the store, but the secret is out."
"If you prefer, though, you’re welcome to use our' Grab-N-Go' service," said the rep. "Just place your order over the phone, show your identification when you arrive, and you’ll be back home and... we’ll leave that one to your imagination."