WoodRocket Blows Up Porno Parody 'Dick Hard'

WoodRocket Blows Up Porno Parody 'Dick Hard'

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket is blowing up its seasonal erotic parody and piling on the sex puns in “Dick Hard,” a spin on the Bruce Willis actioner “Die Hard,” which the studio describes as “the greatest Christmas movie of all time.”

A free version of “Dick Hard” dropped yesterday; a longer version with additional sex scenes is available to subscribers of WoodRocket’s Pornhub Premium channel.

“Hold onto your ‘Bruce Willies!’ This is no ‘Alan Trick-man!’” a WoodRocket rep enthused. “It's Christmas Eve in Porn Valley. The Fuckatomi Corporation's annual Cockmas party has been crashed by an orgy of international thieves! And now it's up to sarcastic 1980s New York cop 'John DickClane' to whip out his gun and rub out the bad guys.”

Richelle Ryan, Donnie Rock, Tommy Pistol and Will Tile topline under the direction of Holly G. Myers. The title was produced by Lee Roy Myers.

The safe-for-work trailer can also be found here; find WoodRocket online and on Twitter.

The company recently touted the “Mr. Rogers” parody “Mr. Rimjobs’ Neighborhood” starring Lance Hart and Dee Williams.

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