LOS ANGELES – Screaming O today said it is offering a one-month’s supply of disposable vibrating rings to a young couple whose “mortifying family mix-up” is making the rounds on tabloid news websites.
“The duo got the surprise of a lifetime after their two-year-old niece confused a bright pink cock ring for a brand-new wristwatch and proceeded to present the bauble to every adult in the house,” Screaming O rep Conde Aumann said. “Uncle Ben forgot to stow the sex toy away and now must endure the wrath of his family — at least until Screaming O’s shipment of disposable vibrating rings arrives at his doorstep.”
Aumann said there’s no match for the hellbent curiosity of a kid and privacy and discretion is key — “which is why so many people love Screaming O’s disposable body-safe sex toys.” Screaming O specializes in affordable and disposable cock rings and mini vibes.
Aumann said: “We can’t wait to hear how Ben and his girlfriend enjoy their new sex toy swag.”