Donald Sterling XXX Spoof Arriving From Smash Pictures

LOS ANGELES — Smash Pictures is approaching the Donald Sterling controversy from a far more intimate angle than other media outlets thus far with its impending XXX spoof, “Owner Gets Clipped.”

Slated to release in late June, the all-condom film won’t leave a single central figure involved in the scandal unpornified. That’s right — get ready to see former Clippers owner Donald Sterling, V Stiviano, Magic Johnson, Barbara Walters, Anderson Cooper and Shelly Sterling as portrayed by porn valley’s best and brightest.    

“It’s going to be the most hilarious, sexed up movie – it’s going to be crazy!” Smash Pictures’ owner told XBIZ.

Sterling has been on blast since he was recorded making racist comments in a conversation with his multiethnic companion, V Stiviano. Two weeks ago, the NBA fined and banned Sterling for life.

Kyle Stone will lead the cast as Dick Spermling, alongside Yasmine De Leone as V, Mark Anthony as Magic J, Nina Hartley as Mrs. Sissy Spermling and Luna Star as Spermling's new ethnic “companion,” who is spotted with him in Beverly Hills.

According to Stuart Wall of Smash Pictures, the studio went to great lengths to replicate characters’ likenesses, beginning with meticulous wardrobe selection. It’s also taking into account Sterling’s recent CNN interview with Anderson Cooper, repping the tagline “I’m not a racist.”  

“We ordered the same clothes that V wears — the shield mask — we ordered that. We even went as far as ordering the Hostess Twinkie character decked out as a cowboy, we found it online,” Wall told XBIZ. “We got the precise clothes she was wearing. It’s unreal.”

While Smash reps say that the parody will play out “just like the news story,” the film’ s director and writer Jim Powers reads heavily between the lines (and sheets) to gives fans some interesting hardcore scenarios that transcend reality. 

In addition to a potentially strap-on wielding V, who will definitely be breaking out some X-rated roller skating moves, “Owner Gets Clipped” will feature a comedic scene based on the well-known fact that NBA icon Magic Johnson is HIV-positive. “Magic J” will get intimate in the spoof, but he will be wearing a condom as a means to protect himself and his partner.   

Smash is currently pondering box cover ideas and is considering putting their Sterling character on his knees before Magic J, praying “I’m not racist” out loud. V would be decked in her large, reflective visor, lurking in the background.

TMZ has reportedly agreed to send a camera crew to cover the filming of the parody.

Several adult studios, including Vivid Entertainment, Exile Distribution and Monarchy Distribution, have attempted to entice Stiviano to star in her own sex tape, which she has not responded to; "Owner Gets Clipped" marks the first hardcore parody based on the scandal. 

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