MONTREAL — With the circulation of Kanye West's new sex-tape, Sex.com would like to bid on the exclusive rights to host it on Sex.com. Sex.com would like to offer the anonymous source $1,000,000 but that figure is negotiable if they feel it is too low.
By making a Kanye West sex-tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple.
"They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture," the company said. "The public already craves any details released about their relationship and this tape, filmed pre-relationship, will provide a frank view of the relationship's inception and confirm Kanye's rumoured obsession with the reality TV star. Hopefully, a deal can be made quickly with the anonymous source and everyone can view the video exclusively on Sex.com."