Kick Ass Lets Fans Screw Katja

According to the company, the new title “is like the Mortal Combat of interactive porn. Instead of picking your fighter, here you get to pick your fucker.” The viewer/player gets to select the cock and attitude that best suits his mood from those of the seven available virtual characters.

“This disk cost three times as much to produce as a feature movie,” Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis said. “But when you have an artistic vision, you have to be true to it, no matter what the cost.”