King Cobra

It’s hard to peg director Jack the Zipper’s work as alternative or avant-garde. Let’s just say that his eye for stylish, artistic detail combined with a talent for coaxing ultra hardcore scenes out of the most beautiful girls, makes his movies stand out from the crowd of new wave porners.

In “King Cobra,” the biker mama gangbang fantasy comes alive with performers custom-made for the roles — just like the choppers they ride across the desert, bound for depravity and desolation.

There will never be another performer that plays the Charlie Manson/biker-type to the hilt like Brian Surewood.

Seldom seen of late Lanny Barby has fun as Queen of the Biker Bitches with those Russ Meyer-esque boobs bouncing around and looking so utterly delicious.

Newcomer Chapel Waste adds a post-apocalyptic vibe and is freakishly sexy. Sasha Grey is “the Jackalope,” a spacey hippy princess who wears donkey ears and a tail — then blows the doors off as she spits, slaps and sucks her way through the first scene.

The real performance here is by Page Morgan. She may seem like a little too much baby fat at first, but she’s the rebellious runaway girl, trying hard to be just as bad as the baddest biker girl in the bunch.

So, if getting jumped into the gang is what gets your bad motor scooter running — then get on and ride. The only thing I didn’t like about this movie is that it ended way to fast.

Director: Jack the Zipper

Cast: Lanny Barby, Page Morgan, Sasha Grey, Roxy DeVille, Chapel Waste, Jade Starr, Lela Star, Shannon Kelly, Brian Surewood, Marty Romano, Christian and Sledgehammer.